ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#61The_ShaderPosted 7/16/2010 3:14:13 AM
^ WHAT?! thats obviously the offspring of a cloned Duke Nukem spliced with some Master Chief!

..... Master Nukem ..... wait....

O-O HOLY ****!!! DUKE NUKEM IS UNDER MASTER CHIEFS HELMET!!!! thats where hes been this whole time...

(note: by reading this, you can understand how my train of thought goes from one thing, to the next. i totally realized all of this just as i was typing. i'm not ****ing you, this is how my process of thought works.)
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#62ghost_of_a_manPosted 7/16/2010 4:56:25 AM
"^ WHAT?! thats obviously the offspring of a cloned Duke Nukem spliced with some Master Chief!

..... Master Nukem ..... wait....

O-O HOLY ****!!! DUKE NUKEM IS UNDER MASTER CHIEFS HELMET!!!! thats where hes been this whole time...

(note: by reading this, you can understand how my train of thought goes from one thing, to the next. i totally realized all of this just as i was typing. i'm not ****ing you, this is how my process of thought works.)"

We have the same thing here. I just randomly think of ****.
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#63donkeypunch1116Posted 7/16/2010 10:59:40 AM
ugh ok, ill try a more "serious" one liner then...

*ford taps unsuspecting drudge on shoulder, drudge turns around, ford shoves a radiation grenade into his face*
ford - "TAG!!! youre it *****!"
*runs away*


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#64USPmastaPosted 7/16/2010 12:02:57 PM
oh crap! It was nonperverted and still great! Hah i hope that gets added
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#65coolman229Posted 7/16/2010 1:35:38 PM
*Shoves a Drudge in front of a train* Ford: Looks like he caught the 5:00...up his ass!

*Shoots Trust agent in the face point-blank with a Phase Rifle* Ford: So what were you saying about first person shooters sucking on the Wii?
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#66donkeypunch1116Posted 7/16/2010 1:58:23 PM
"*Shoves a Drudge in front of a train* Ford: Looks like he caught the 5:00...up his ass!"

XDXDXD hilarious!

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#67elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2010 2:40:28 PM
Ford (to enemy): If I had a time machine, I'd kill you, go back in time, and kill you again. Since Trust haven't invented one yet... (zoom in on Ford's face) ...I'll have to make your death twice as painful.

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Ford (to enemy): I'm making bad guy gumbo... (closeup on Ford) and you're the main ingredient.
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#68_NoodleGirl_Posted 7/16/2010 8:07:17 PM
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#69USPmastaPosted 7/16/2010 9:04:10 PM
_NoodleGirl_ what the heck? Conduit fans havin' fun, way to crash the party mom
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#70legendarylemurPosted 7/17/2010 1:22:06 AM
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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