ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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6 years ago#71
^ oh wow xD
"Hello Mr.Ford, I have a new assignment for you"
6 years ago#72
*stabs Trust in the back*

Ford: how does it feel mother******
6 years ago#73
sorry bout double post but thought of this one just now

Prometheus: so this is your plan?
Ford: just Trust me ok
Prometheus: really Michael...."Trust me"


ok so its a lame one
6 years ago#74
*shoves grenade down enemy's throat*
"boom appetit"
6 years ago#75

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From: legendarylemur | #070
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


XD
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6 years ago#76
Ford Gets Headshot: DDDOOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD (domed)
............
Ford uses explosives: "BOOM!" goes the dynamite!
............
Ford shoots an enemy: Sorry, I had an itch on my trigger
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6 years ago#77
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.


That's my boy!
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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6 years ago#78

bug_crook posted...
*Ford walks into a room with a guy at a desk. The guys about to reach into the desk and grab a gun*
Ford: DON'T MOVE!
*The guy puts his hands up*
*Gun shot*
Ford: "It's easier to get a head shot that way"


^i like this one

6 years ago#79
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6 years ago#80
Ford: I used to think aliens didn't exist. But now... (pumps shotgun)... I'm gonna make them not exist.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
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