ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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5 years ago#71
^ oh wow xD
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"Hello Mr.Ford, I have a new assignment for you"
5 years ago#72
*stabs Trust in the back*

Ford: how does it feel mother******
5 years ago#73
sorry bout double post but thought of this one just now

Prometheus: so this is your plan?
Ford: just Trust me ok
Prometheus: really Michael...."Trust me"


ok so its a lame one
5 years ago#74
*shoves grenade down enemy's throat*
"boom appetit"
5 years ago#75

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From: legendarylemur | #070
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


XD
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5 years ago#76
Ford Gets Headshot: DDDOOOOOMMMMEEEEDDDD (domed)
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Ford uses explosives: "BOOM!" goes the dynamite!
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Ford shoots an enemy: Sorry, I had an itch on my trigger
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5 years ago#77
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.


That's my boy!
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"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
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5 years ago#78

bug_crook posted...
*Ford walks into a room with a guy at a desk. The guys about to reach into the desk and grab a gun*
Ford: DON'T MOVE!
*The guy puts his hands up*
*Gun shot*
Ford: "It's easier to get a head shot that way"


^i like this one

5 years ago#79
"I hurd ya liek Mudkipz"
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5 years ago#80
Ford: I used to think aliens didn't exist. But now... (pumps shotgun)... I'm gonna make them not exist.
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"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
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