ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

#81Combo_Breaker1Posted 7/18/2010 9:12:43 AM
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.
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C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
#82elheber(Topic Creator)Posted 7/22/2010 1:52:47 PM
Ford: Any last request?
Adams: Make it quick and painless.
Ford: (closeup on Ford) Request denied.

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Ford (to enemy): As I was gunning down hundreds of your allies these past few days, I was thinking about becoming a better man. Turning a new, less violent, leaf. Looking at the world through the eyes of peace. Not killing every single enemy that comes across my way and just forgiving them. I've decided just now right in front of you, that's who I want to be. (pause) ... (raises gun) ...I'll start tomorrow.
*gunshot*
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"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.