*Go into Conduit game*

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6 years ago#1
*Spawn glitch on marathon which has just started, but you don't know that*
*wait 19 minutes*


*game finally ends*

*Everyone but 2 people vote for near/far*

*2 people vote for explosives*

*everyone but you votes for marathon*

*Marathon is chosen*

*explosives is chosen*

*someone is glitching right off the bat*

FFFFUUUU
Are you really that impatient? What do you do during load screens? Find your mom and punch her in the throat? ~Coolbeansavi
6 years ago#2
*That someone has a fully-automatic SMAW*

*You are on the opposite team*
VICTORY COMRADES!
6 years ago#3
ja basically, but you forgot Pentagon followed by Streets.

Not to mention the other team sitting inside of walls in your base and spawn camping everyone with those automatic SMAWs.
Surely there's no problem with them putting me in Brawl, right?
It's ****ing satire, damnit. My quote rocks your socks.
6 years ago#4
*cusses into T.V. screen and throws wii remote out of second story window*
*rage quits*
*comes here and posts in this topic*
*waits for C2*
Supporter of Daos for Con of duty 2!MH3 is FTM (For the...meh)!TPC and SMAW is win.
Call me Incognito(3), Martian, Pwnage, or THE ranter, if you would please.
6 years ago#5
*Plays C2 and the first game is spawn glitched*

Looks at screen....then laughs.
TKO Tony
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6 years ago#6
*Goes into weapon shop to find out SMAW is only 10 daos*
>:|
Monster Hunter Tri: Zelgius
Give me Liberty, or give me pizza pie!
6 years ago#7
* wakes up *
*goes into Con2 weapon store and finds out that the Deployable turret is only 1 daos*
*wakes up again*
Supporter of Daos for Con of duty 2!MH3 is FTM (For the...meh)!TPC and SMAW is win.
Call me Incognito(3), Martian, Pwnage, or THE ranter, if you would please.
6 years ago#8

*finishes level one and unlocks infinite ammo and invincivility for online multiplayer.*

6 years ago#9
After *game finally ends*

*Game freezes since conduit servers are so bad.*
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6 years ago#10
*Goes into an ACTUAL normal game. Enemy across the map with a SCAR starts twirling, then stops and headshot snipes you.*

*Your head instantaneously blows up in your room just as you get headshoted in-game.*

*Peter, who is sitting next to you, has his head blown up too after eating half a fudgesicle.*
Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Conduit= "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri= "Deimos"
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