*Go into Conduit game*

#1dacheatcodePosted 8/1/2010 1:21:57 PM
*Spawn glitch on marathon which has just started, but you don't know that*
*wait 19 minutes*


*game finally ends*

*Everyone but 2 people vote for near/far*

*2 people vote for explosives*

*everyone but you votes for marathon*

*Marathon is chosen*

*explosives is chosen*

*someone is glitching right off the bat*

FFFFUUUU
---
Are you really that impatient? What do you do during load screens? Find your mom and punch her in the throat? ~Coolbeansavi
#2RyokoWinsPosted 8/1/2010 1:26:03 PM
*That someone has a fully-automatic SMAW*

*You are on the opposite team*
---
VICTORY COMRADES!
#3SmallerRidleyPosted 8/1/2010 2:09:44 PM
ja basically, but you forgot Pentagon followed by Streets.

Not to mention the other team sitting inside of walls in your base and spawn camping everyone with those automatic SMAWs.
---
Surely there's no problem with them putting me in Brawl, right?
It's ****ing satire, damnit. My quote rocks your socks.
#4incognito3Posted 8/1/2010 2:20:38 PM
*cusses into T.V. screen and throws wii remote out of second story window*
*rage quits*
*comes here and posts in this topic*
*waits for C2*
---
Supporter of Daos for Con of duty 2!MH3 is FTM (For the...meh)!TPC and SMAW is win.
Call me Incognito(3), Martian, Pwnage, or THE ranter, if you would please.
#5Tony90908Posted 8/1/2010 2:48:02 PM
*Plays C2 and the first game is spawn glitched*

Looks at screen....then laughs.
---
TKO Tony
PSN:FrostedFlakes141
#6Icuras08Posted 8/1/2010 2:58:29 PM
*Goes into weapon shop to find out SMAW is only 10 daos*
>:|
---
Monster Hunter Tri: Zelgius
Give me Liberty, or give me pizza pie!
#7incognito3Posted 8/1/2010 3:11:28 PM
* wakes up *
*goes into Con2 weapon store and finds out that the Deployable turret is only 1 daos*
*wakes up again*
---
Supporter of Daos for Con of duty 2!MH3 is FTM (For the...meh)!TPC and SMAW is win.
Call me Incognito(3), Martian, Pwnage, or THE ranter, if you would please.
#8ideandaruizPosted 8/1/2010 4:11:03 PM

*finishes level one and unlocks infinite ammo and invincivility for online multiplayer.*

#9FEStrataPosted 8/1/2010 4:24:39 PM
After *game finally ends*

*Game freezes since conduit servers are so bad.*
---
CoD: MWR 4093-1302-2854 MI|FEStrata MI|PhronZzzZz
Flare Equinox Strata ~ Long live Xenon Force.
#10The_ShaderPosted 8/1/2010 4:32:03 PM
*Goes into an ACTUAL normal game. Enemy across the map with a SCAR starts twirling, then stops and headshot snipes you.*

*Your head instantaneously blows up in your room just as you get headshoted in-game.*

*Peter, who is sitting next to you, has his head blown up too after eating half a fudgesicle.*
---
Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Conduit= "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri= "Deimos"