God dang. It took me a long while to figure out what this whole Ashley thing was about. I don't frequent Gamestop and I never pre-order anything. Here's to ruining the inside joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf5-0X7n9b4
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women." Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.