You don't wear Destroyer Armor... Destroyer Armor wears you

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5 years ago#1
It's drudge-raping time

...I think this one shed a tear.
5 years ago#2
The suit is made of gold, and the sweat of Duke Nukem as he kicked 200 alien ass's at once in the battle of '96.

You cant move a muscle in it but you'll look damn good standin' still.
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5 years ago#3
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

True story.
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5 years ago#4
@both of the above

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI SOI
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5 years ago#5
I wonder how he takes of the suit when he needs to go to the restroom? ._.
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5 years ago#6
^ When you wear the Destroyer Armor, you dont go to the bathroom, the bathroom goes to you.
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Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Wii Online = "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri = "Deimos"
5 years ago#7
Destroyer armor is fecal powered

Take a duke = increase suit functions... and the smell of excrement
5 years ago#8
Destroyer Armor would NEVER smell of fecal matter. Destroyer Armor would make the smell of **** smell like you were just "Makin' Bacon"

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Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Wii Online = "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri = "Deimos"
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