You don't wear Destroyer Armor... Destroyer Armor wears you

#1slit_your_gutzPosted 11/10/2010 1:46:35 AM
It's drudge-raping time

...I think this one shed a tear.
#2The_ShaderPosted 11/10/2010 9:30:35 AM
The suit is made of gold, and the sweat of Duke Nukem as he kicked 200 alien ass's at once in the battle of '96.

You cant move a muscle in it but you'll look damn good standin' still.
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#3BarneyStinson92Posted 11/10/2010 11:33:58 AM
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

True story.
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#4RyokoWinsPosted 11/11/2010 4:04:23 PM
@both of the above

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOI SOI SOI SOI
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#5Z1LVER12Posted 11/11/2010 7:06:44 PM
I wonder how he takes of the suit when he needs to go to the restroom? ._.
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#6The_ShaderPosted 11/11/2010 7:48:08 PM
^ When you wear the Destroyer Armor, you dont go to the bathroom, the bathroom goes to you.
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#7slit_your_gutz(Topic Creator)Posted 11/11/2010 8:17:23 PM
Destroyer armor is fecal powered

Take a duke = increase suit functions... and the smell of excrement
#8The_ShaderPosted 11/11/2010 8:27:31 PM
Destroyer Armor would NEVER smell of fecal matter. Destroyer Armor would make the smell of **** smell like you were just "Makin' Bacon"

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