One-liners Agent Ford should say

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5 years ago#1
Let's gather them all into a single thread. For the lulz. Maybe they'll make it into Conduit 3.
5 years ago#2
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/991817-conduit-2/55414369

I think there was another similar topic, as well, maybe a few, but this is the one I found first.
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5 years ago#3
*Player stands near a radio with Numbers being said like in the first game*

"Why did you do it Mason, why?"

That would be a nice little easter egg.


Anyways,

*Gets three kills with a shotgun*

"This is smoking baby!"


*Throws a third grenade with that being the one that explodes on target*

"Three strikes and you're out!"

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5 years ago#4
"I got ***** of Steel."

"Blow it out your ***."

"Eat **** and ***."


And my favorite,

"It's to kick *** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. "
5 years ago#5
You know... Out of that whole post, you only needed to censor one of those words.

Srsly. Ass, die, balls. Try it.
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5 years ago#6
"I'm gonna rip off your head, and **** down your neck"

lol, look up ventrillo harassment duke nukem on youtube if you have spare time. It's hilarious!
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5 years ago#7
if only the N64 version of Duke Nukem wasnt so censored.... Still enjoyed it though.

The less Duke Nukem Mr. Ford is, the better. Please post one liners with this in mind. Otherwise, this'll just be a complete clone of the past topics about the same damn thing.
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5 years ago#8
Is that a strike rifle or are you just happy to see me?
5 years ago#9
*Ford shoots enemy, and enemy(while dying)accidentally shoots its ally*

'Buy one, get one free!'
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5 years ago#10
Believe me, I wanted to post them all uncensored, but I thought it would get modded just because of what it says.
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