I think there was another similar topic, as well, maybe a few, but this is the one I found first. --- 2% of GameFAQs users have this in their signature. If you're one of the 98% that doesn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
#3ChangliniPosted 11/12/2010 8:29:36 AM
*Player stands near a radio with Numbers being said like in the first game*
"Why did you do it Mason, why?"
That would be a nice little easter egg.
*Gets three kills with a shotgun*
"This is smoking baby!"
*Throws a third grenade with that being the one that explodes on target*
"Three strikes and you're out!"
NER Oh how you haunt me.
#4Brownprouder23Posted 11/12/2010 9:41:05 AM
"I got ***** of Steel."
"Blow it out your ***."
"Eat **** and ***."
And my favorite,
"It's to kick *** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. "
#5DarkZV2BetaPosted 11/12/2010 12:51:13 PM
You know... Out of that whole post, you only needed to censor one of those words.
Srsly. Ass, die, balls. Try it. --- 2% of GameFAQs users have this in their signature. If you're one of the 98% that doesn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
#6bladester15Posted 11/12/2010 6:23:29 PM
"I'm gonna rip off your head, and **** down your neck"
lol, look up ventrillo harassment duke nukem on youtube if you have spare time. It's hilarious! --- Country+rap=crap. Waldo was hiding from Chuck Norris.
#7The_ShaderPosted 11/12/2010 6:59:24 PM
if only the N64 version of Duke Nukem wasnt so censored.... Still enjoyed it though.
The less Duke Nukem Mr. Ford is, the better. Please post one liners with this in mind. Otherwise, this'll just be a complete clone of the past topics about the same damn thing. --- Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight" My Alias for Wii Online = "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri = "Deimos"
#8slit_your_gutz(Topic Creator)Posted 11/13/2010 5:55:23 AM
Is that a strike rifle or are you just happy to see me?
#9gaby2107Posted 11/14/2010 4:57:39 AM
*Ford shoots enemy, and enemy(while dying)accidentally shoots its ally*
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#10Brownprouder23Posted 11/14/2010 8:45:00 AM
Believe me, I wanted to post them all uncensored, but I thought it would get modded just because of what it says.