One-liners Agent Ford should say

#1slit_your_gutzPosted 11/12/2010 8:15:37 AM
Let's gather them all into a single thread. For the lulz. Maybe they'll make it into Conduit 3.
#2DarkZV2BetaPosted 11/12/2010 9:01:57 AM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/991817-conduit-2/55414369

I think there was another similar topic, as well, maybe a few, but this is the one I found first.
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#3ChangliniPosted 11/12/2010 9:29:36 AM
*Player stands near a radio with Numbers being said like in the first game*

"Why did you do it Mason, why?"

That would be a nice little easter egg.


Anyways,

*Gets three kills with a shotgun*

"This is smoking baby!"


*Throws a third grenade with that being the one that explodes on target*

"Three strikes and you're out!"

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#4Brownprouder23Posted 11/12/2010 10:41:05 AM
"I got ***** of Steel."

"Blow it out your ***."

"Eat **** and ***."


And my favorite,

"It's to kick *** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. "
#5DarkZV2BetaPosted 11/12/2010 1:51:13 PM
You know... Out of that whole post, you only needed to censor one of those words.

Srsly. Ass, die, balls. Try it.
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#6bladester15Posted 11/12/2010 7:23:29 PM
"I'm gonna rip off your head, and **** down your neck"

lol, look up ventrillo harassment duke nukem on youtube if you have spare time. It's hilarious!
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#7The_ShaderPosted 11/12/2010 7:59:24 PM
if only the N64 version of Duke Nukem wasnt so censored.... Still enjoyed it though.

The less Duke Nukem Mr. Ford is, the better. Please post one liners with this in mind. Otherwise, this'll just be a complete clone of the past topics about the same damn thing.
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#8slit_your_gutz(Topic Creator)Posted 11/13/2010 6:55:23 AM
Is that a strike rifle or are you just happy to see me?
#9gaby2107Posted 11/14/2010 5:57:39 AM
*Ford shoots enemy, and enemy(while dying)accidentally shoots its ally*

'Buy one, get one free!'
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#10Brownprouder23Posted 11/14/2010 9:45:00 AM
Believe me, I wanted to post them all uncensored, but I thought it would get modded just because of what it says.