Better yet, there should be a cutscene where Ford is chillaxin' in a chair and drinking a few cans of orange soda, setting them down in a row, ontop of a desk, one after another. THEN takes the ASE and smashes them flat before throwing them away.
Mr. Ford: *gulp gulp* AHHH.... .... *Holds up ASE* ASE (Prometheas): Micheal? W-what are you doing?! NO! WAIT!!!!
Mr. Ford then proceeds to smash 12 cans of Orange Soda in rapid succession. The ASE and Prometheaus both making all sorts of shreaks, and screams in agony.
Mr. Ford: ****ing thang is harder than my balls of steel!
Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight" My Alias for Wii Online = "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri = "Deimos"