One time I was playing The Conduit and there was a part I couldn't pass and I screamed in anger. Just as that happened, the phone rang. It was tconslayer. He said, "are you having problems?" He didn't even let me answer his question before he added, "I'm right outside your door," and the door knocked.
He helped me beat that part, we had a few beers, shared some laughter, and then he rode off into the sunset in a old brown Honda Civic hatchback.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women." Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.