As members of the Metriod clan, we will be instantly recognized as players of Conduit 2. The losing team will know well that you and your clanmates are too school for cool, and randumbs will quiver at the sight of your unique Metriod name.
To be eligible to join you must be at least 5'4", have one green T-shirt, be able to say 3 words in Spanish, and own 2 different sequels to the same million-copy selling game.
Those interested in joining need to complete the following form:
Metriod-themed Name (no duplicates):
Total Logged Hours Playing MPT, Super, Fusion, and ZM:
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Surely there's no problem with them putting me in Brawl, right? It's ****ing satire, damnit. If I misspell it twice, it's intentional.