Joystiq is just a bunch of braindead monkeys.

#1RaidenL2Posted 5/3/2011 4:58:03 PM
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/03/conduit-2-review/

And then I lost even more respect when they said they gave less than a cursory glance to the online portion during their "review."
#2ddd87Posted 5/3/2011 5:02:05 PM
U mad joystiq?
#3dbcificationPosted 5/3/2011 5:08:53 PM
There really isn't any unbiased reviewing source out there anymore. Not surprising.
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#4dacheatcodePosted 5/3/2011 5:14:17 PM
He calls the graphics a "pixelated mess" and then tells us to play Goldeneye?

gtfo joyfail
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#5CHAINMAILLEKIDPosted 5/3/2011 5:14:19 PM
I didn't know they started hiring 16 year olds. :O
#6Izick_the_SpyPosted 5/3/2011 5:15:13 PM
*SPOILERS*

U mad Abraham Lincoln?

Seriously though, that's the ****ing stupidest ending I've ever heard of.
#7The_ShaderPosted 5/3/2011 5:24:05 PM
Izick_the_Spy posted...
Seriously though, that's the ****ing stupidest ending I've ever heard of.

Never heard something so wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-emFOUHuCYE

Go kick some ass Abe!!!

Also, this makes.... lets see..... ALL the reviews not mentioning the multiplayer AT ALL...
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#8ReedeemerPosted 5/3/2011 5:29:17 PM
That review was pathetic and so unprofessional. We know the game isn't perfect but wow he can just talk a lot of crap. I think we probably just ran into him in online TDM and raped him so hard he ran to his pc to QQ. Yeah that prolly happened.
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#9ChangliniPosted 5/3/2011 5:29:26 PM
The_Shader posted...
Izick_the_Spy posted...
Seriously though, that's the ****ing stupidest ending I've ever heard of.

Never heard something so wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-emFOUHuCYE

Go kick some ass Abe!!!

Also, this makes.... lets see..... ALL the reviews not mentioning the multiplayer AT ALL...


Gametrailers said something about the multiplayer and maybe IGN along with Gamespot.
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#10The_ShaderPosted 5/3/2011 5:33:16 PM
Changlini posted...
Gametrailers said something about the multiplayer and maybe IGN along with Gamespot.

Mentioning it, or otherwise putting the campaign in more importance then the online.... is unacceptable.

Then again though, i just dont care anymore. i enjoy Conduit 2, and my friends do too. i supported HVS with my money, and i'm happy about it.
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