Does anyone know who Cartman is?

#1CHAINMAILLEKIDPosted 11/27/2012 10:10:33 PM
I'm calling BS.

He's using Eclipse, I'm sprinting away with USP.

There's no possible way for him to run up and backstab me while invisible. The thing is too slow.

The strategy has always worked for me. You run away and the Eclipse user can never catch you because they're slower.
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#2Chupas21Posted 11/27/2012 10:15:47 PM
Ive played him. When ever he used the phase rifle he NEVER missed.
#3CHAINMAILLEKID(Topic Creator)Posted 11/27/2012 10:22:06 PM
Poser says there's no aimbot or anything for this game.

The thing I find suspicious is his speed.
And not his speed normally, His speed when its particularly convenient.

Its like his sprint button is supercharged.
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#4CarbonizerMikePosted 11/27/2012 11:32:06 PM
I'm having the same problem with people moving way too fast. And Cartman does indeed move too fast. Also, tonight either ariel or goodofwhatever created an alt named link and started glitch exploiting outside Crash Site. He was also lagging like crazy and damn near impossible to hit. Then my game froze. Wonderful.
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#51PefrogPosted 11/27/2012 11:38:48 PM
Bulletbill was hopping around the map too.

Mike did you notice anything weird about me when we first started Agartha? ... Thinking time ..... Here is what I noticed. You were under the map for some time, invisible to me except when I died and it looked like you were under the map. You could still kill me. That only happened once or twice. When I threw a rad, it stopped at me. Didn't matter if there was nothing in front of me. Not even a downed player. That happened like 5 times. Also, I had no lock-on and my dark star charges wouldn't stick. I thought we were in hard core for a minute, but then decided to quit and rejoin. Voila. Everything back to normal. Glitchety, glitch, glitch.
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#6CHAINMAILLEKID(Topic Creator)Posted 11/27/2012 11:39:45 PM
CarbonizerMike posted...
I'm having the same problem with people moving way too fast. And Cartman does indeed move too fast. Also, tonight either ariel or goodofwhatever created an alt named link and started glitch exploiting outside Crash Site. He was also lagging like crazy and damn near impossible to hit. Then my game froze. Wonderful.


You sure link is an alt?

There's been a laggy glitchy link for as long as I can remember.
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#7B05S_BrennanPosted 11/27/2012 11:43:34 PM
CHAINMAILLEKID posted...
CarbonizerMike posted...
I'm having the same problem with people moving way too fast. And Cartman does indeed move too fast. Also, tonight either ariel or goodofwhatever created an alt named link and started glitch exploiting outside Crash Site. He was also lagging like crazy and damn near impossible to hit. Then my game froze. Wonderful.


You sure link is an alt?

There's been a laggy glitchy link for as long as I can remember.


He was lvl.18 and only had Ballistic Focus.

And yeah Mike, he was giving me the same problems. I don't think he's an alt though, just a brand new lagger. Hurrah (sarcasm).
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#8CarbonizerMikePosted 11/28/2012 12:02:54 AM
1Pefrog posted...
Bulletbill was hopping around the map too.

Mike did you notice anything weird about me when we first started Agartha? ... Thinking time ..... Here is what I noticed. You were under the map for some time, invisible to me except when I died and it looked like you were under the map. You could still kill me. That only happened once or twice. When I threw a rad, it stopped at me. Didn't matter if there was nothing in front of me. Not even a downed player. That happened like 5 times. Also, I had no lock-on and my dark star charges wouldn't stick. I thought we were in hard core for a minute, but then decided to quit and rejoin. Voila. Everything back to normal. Glitchety, glitch, glitch.


Your movements weren't odd, but it seemed like you weren't even trying. So that was strange. You would just stand there are fire at me with an HVS45. That's the only thing I noticed.
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#9CHAINMAILLEKID(Topic Creator)Posted 11/28/2012 12:07:59 AM
CarbonizerMike posted...
1Pefrog posted...
Bulletbill was hopping around the map too.

Mike did you notice anything weird about me when we first started Agartha? ... Thinking time ..... Here is what I noticed. You were under the map for some time, invisible to me except when I died and it looked like you were under the map. You could still kill me. That only happened once or twice. When I threw a rad, it stopped at me. Didn't matter if there was nothing in front of me. Not even a downed player. That happened like 5 times. Also, I had no lock-on and my dark star charges wouldn't stick. I thought we were in hard core for a minute, but then decided to quit and rejoin. Voila. Everything back to normal. Glitchety, glitch, glitch.


Your movements weren't odd, but it seemed like you weren't even trying. So that was strange. You would just stand there are fire at me with an HVS45. That's the only thing I noticed.


Thats what its been feeling like just about every time I play Dug on precipice lately.

I was thinking maybe he's trying to Pick up the HVS, but isn't really good with it yet, or something.
Whenever he shoots, he's like a board.
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#10donkeypunch1116Posted 11/28/2012 2:37:59 AM
Pretty sure he's that fat kid from that hick town in Colorado
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