Isn't Mountain Dew really bad for your teeth? Like, even worse than other sodas?
Anyway, I nominate Jones Soda. It's not the obvious choice (Orange soda totally is), but hey, neither is Conduit. Jones managed to get contracts with the Seattle Seahawks and even an airline. Both the Seahawks and the airline severed the contract early... because people would rather have a Coke (Call of Duty).
Also, Jones Soda is delicious, and there's no caffeine (HD). I rest my case.
Conduit 2: RonJohn 3868-8419-8160 [D-S]Jolt 4986-1435-0700 The Conduit: RonJohn 3309-2472-4741