It was extremely close in the first match in Streets Prime:
Signal 9 Chain 8
My winning kill was a last second, blinding powder, bunnyhopping, slapfest, melee kill that happened on one of the balconies, and I'm sure it looked like any typical grade school playground fight, LOL. You were robbed Chain.
Second match in Precipice:
Signal 13 Chain 9
I think I was lagging in this match, because it was like I was playing a totally different player.
Nightfire joined us for a FFA in Streets Prime for our third match and Chain came out on top, 15 - 13 - 10.
But I"m not saying who was 13 and who was 10, LOL.
And another great set of matches against the rivals Ms. 36 and the Chainmaillekid! We'll be right back after a quick commercial break!
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