K back!!! Sorry, had to get a midnight snack!!! Did you know gas stations sell shrimp??? Me either, so good <3
So here's what you do at the gas station:
First you get a couple of those hamburgers. You know, the kind that heat up in the microwave there. They're really good. Then get one of those SlimJims and crumble it up and put it on there. Then get some of that relish that they put out there for the hot dogs. You gotta have a lotta relish. Don't skimp on the relish.
Wash it all down with one o them Big Gulp things. Not a Slush Puppy. It has to be a Big Gulp.
Then get straight to bed when you get home and sleep with your head at the foot of the bed with the TV on that Best Bra infomercial in the next room. Setup the volume so's you can just barely hear it.