Rate Conduit 2 on a scale of 1-10.

#1Hawke0Posted 5/26/2013 2:34:57 PM
..... - Results (38 votes)
10/10 The only thing I know for real is that I love this game.
13.16% (5 votes)
5
9/10 I play it long after the red sun has set.
2.63% (1 votes)
1
8/10 I've played it so much nothing could wash away the stains of time.
26.32% (10 votes)
10
7/10 It's good but not great, haters are just going along with the collective consciousness.
21.05% (8 votes)
8
6/10 Umm... Uhh... something something I'm My Own Master Now.
10.53% (4 votes)
4
5/10 That might be negative, but It has to be this way.
5.26% (2 votes)
2
4/10 I've always got a complaint locked and loaded.
7.89% (3 votes)
3
3/10 On this board, a stranger I remain.
0% (0 votes)
0
2/10 I'm bats*** insane.
0% (0 votes)
0
1/10 You know what, f*** this game, I just want the multiplayer dead.
13.16% (5 votes)
5
This poll is now closed.
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#2Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 5/26/2013 3:09:45 PM
bump
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#3xXAISPXxPosted 5/26/2013 3:58:01 PM
I'm guessing people are taking this as a joke. A serious 1/10 is redonkuluous.
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#4TheOmegaShenPosted 5/26/2013 7:04:47 PM
xXAISPXx posted...
I'm guessing people are taking this as a joke. A serious 1/10 is redonkuluous.


But it's an Armstrong quote.
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#5Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 5/26/2013 9:14:56 PM
TheOmegaShen posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I'm guessing people are taking this as a joke. A serious 1/10 is redonkuluous.


But it's an Armstrong quote.


*Monsoon and Armstrong walk through Limbo City*

Monsoon: Hmmm, DmC: Devil May Cry....

Armstrong: Yea

Monsoon: I take it you're not a fan?

Armstrong: No. It makes me sick. I knew Tameem was working on some fancy pants new Devil May Cry game.... But Jesus... When I get my hands on that candy ass he'll be lucky if he carry his box of **** out of the building

Monsoon: Heh. Is it really so horrible? Its only a western adaptation

Armstrong: It went from 60fps to 30fps in one engine change. One ****ing engine change! Everywhere in gaming journalism you hear "quit whining about the hair! The game is fantastic haters!" pathetic! What do you think?

Monsoon: Hmmm... Games are just games - not exciting, not boring. The publishers can make a game and then break it. It's simply how things are.

Armstrong: Heh

Monsoon: In any case, Minuano should be close

Armstrong: Minuano... The cool Brazilian wind...
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Armstrong/Monsoon 2016
#6HC-GabePosted 5/27/2013 7:55:24 AM
10 :D
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#7TheOmegaShenPosted 5/27/2013 8:07:54 AM
Hawke0 posted...
TheOmegaShen posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I'm guessing people are taking this as a joke. A serious 1/10 is redonkuluous.


But it's an Armstrong quote.


*Monsoon and Armstrong walk through Limbo City*

Monsoon: Hmmm, DmC: Devil May Cry....

Armstrong: Yea

Monsoon: I take it you're not a fan?

Armstrong: No. It makes me sick. I knew Tameem was working on some fancy pants new Devil May Cry game.... But Jesus... When I get my hands on that candy ass he'll be lucky if he carry his box of **** out of the building

Monsoon: Heh. Is it really so horrible? Its only a western adaptation

Armstrong: It went from 60fps to 30fps in one engine change. One ****ing engine change! Everywhere in gaming journalism you hear "quit whining about the hair! The game is fantastic haters!" pathetic! What do you think?

Monsoon: Hmmm... Games are just games - not exciting, not boring. The publishers can make a game and then break it. It's simply how things are.

Armstrong: Heh

Monsoon: In any case, Minuano should be close

Armstrong: Minuano... The cool Brazilian wind...


10/10 would read again
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#8Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 5/27/2013 9:18:19 AM
*DMC3 Dante destroys Metal Gear Excelsus*

*Armstrong comes out of the inside of the Metal Gear*

Dante: What the hell kind of party is this?

Armstrong: SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD!!!! I CAN BREAK THE PRESIDENT IN TWO. I'LL SHOW YOU *lifts up leg and slams it down, cracking MGE and absorbing its energy* RRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante: *clapping while armstrong transforms* ....Oh wait....that was it? Huh. I was hoping for more than just a few sparks!!!

Armstrong: DIE YOU LITTLE ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *encases his body in full nanomachine metal*

Dante: Now that look suits you better. Let's begin the main event!

*Armstrong's body armor proves useless against Dante's rebellion and he gets sliced up really badly, blood is everywhere*

Armstrong: IMPOSSIBLE!!! THAT SWORD ISN'T EVEN HIGH FREQUENCY. I don't understand....you....are not human....are you?

Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself!

Armstrong: ...What's...your..secret....is it....nanomachines?

Dante: Good looks. *slices Armstrong's arm off*

Armstrong: UGH!!!!

Dante: Any last words?

Armstrong: You and I...are the same.....*attempts to give his whole speech*

Dante: Okay, I think I've heard enough. It bugs the crap out of me when someone talks more than I do. *uses his level 3 super from marvel vs capcom 3* RRRRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blasts Armstrong with demonic energy from his sword, sending him flying up into the sky, seemingly into space*

Armstrong: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*

*Lady shows up*

Lady: For being cyborg, those guys sure are pretty weak. Think we're done with all of them, now that Armstrong is gone?

Dante: Those PMC's will be back soon......very soon.

(Later)

Lady: ...Raiden...are you okay?

Raiden: MY GAME WAS STOLEN FROM ME. I COULD HAVE HANDLDED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A NEW CYBORG BODY FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!?

Dante: You should have stuck with the stealth genre. You stole mine. I'm the king of Action games, baby!

Lady: ...Are you crying...?

Raiden: ....It's only the rain... ....IT EVEN RAINED ON THE DAY I WAS BORN.....

Lady: Um. The rain already stopped.

Raiden: Well cyborgs never cry.

Lady: I see...well..even a cyborg may cry...when they lose a loved one. Don't you think?

Raiden: *thinks about Snake* ..... ..... Maybe.....

To be continued in

Cyborg May Cry 2
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#9TheOmegaShenPosted 5/27/2013 3:25:32 PM
I already saw that one on the MGR boards. :-P
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#10Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 5/27/2013 3:26:59 PM
They're both from the MGR board, I didn't come up with either of them. What do you think of the new sig?
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