Once upon a time, one lone player joined a lobby. From the start of the game, it was known that something bad would follow. How? Well, all the players began to warp around.
Eventually, one by one, members of that lone player's team dropped from the match. The game became 4v1- and with all of the control points against the lone player. That one player did what could be done to not die, and as a result, was introduced to a rocket. Right to the face (or the floor, really, but details aren't important).
Then one of the other team's members left. Eventually, two of the other team's members decided to pick up their smaw loadouts, and some stuff went down. Afterwards, the game was over, and that lone player left the lobby a happy little camper.