My life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit next to me I'll tell you how I became Mr. F-O-R-D.
In West Point Academy trained and raised With the army was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some targets outside of the school When a couple of terrorists who were up to no good Started attacking politicians in my neighborhood I saved one president and the Trust stopped me right there They said 'You're joinin' us faster than you can say despair"
I took my orders and agreed with them that day So they packed my suit case and sent me on my way They gave me a paycheck and then they gave me my ticket. I put my armor on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking water out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of DC living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so When I get there I'll see I hope they're prepared for Mr. F-O-R-D
Well, the plane landed and when I came about There was a dude who looked brainwashed, standing there with a gun out I ain't trying to get shot yet I just got here, haven't even seen my cousin I sprang with the quickness like lightning, killed a dozen
I whistled for a helicopter and when it came near The pilot was named Prometheus and it had aliens in the mirror If anything I could say that this guy was a traitor But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'take to the air'
I pulled up to Atlantis about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the Leviathan 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my armor I don't need a lawyer To wear my armor as the Destroyer
I'm not very good at this kind of thing, but what do you guys think? --- Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford
I think the ending was really weak, but the rest was decent enough... just like Conduit 2's campaign. I definitely did that on purpose. --- Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford
I tried rapping. I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try. It didn't go well...at all. --- http://www.youtube.com/user/xXAISPXx?feature=mhee Currently Playing: Conduit 2, [Wii]Goldeneye007, SSBB, The Conduit, Mario Kart Wii
I tried rapping. I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try. It didn't go well...at all.
The problem is you didn't have this in the background. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4 --- Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford
First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.
Yeah, paragraphs 1-5 were good, the last few were desperately looking for words that fit. I was hoping this would become the next trend, and that remo people would do something like this. Where's Punch when you need him? --- Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board. The One and Only True Mr.Ford