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User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
3 years ago#1
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit next to me
I'll tell you how I became Mr. F-O-R-D.

In West Point Academy trained and raised
With the army was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some targets outside of the school
When a couple of terrorists who were up to no good
Started attacking politicians in my neighborhood
I saved one president and the Trust stopped me right there
They said 'You're joinin' us faster than you can say despair"

I took my orders and agreed with them that day
So they packed my suit case and sent me on my way
They gave me a paycheck and then they gave me my ticket.
I put my armor on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking water out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of DC living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
When I get there I'll see
I hope they're prepared for Mr. F-O-R-D

Well, the plane landed and when I came about
There was a dude who looked brainwashed, standing there with a gun out
I ain't trying to get shot yet
I just got here, haven't even seen my cousin
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, killed a dozen

I whistled for a helicopter and when it came near
The pilot was named Prometheus and it had aliens in the mirror
If anything I could say that this guy was a traitor
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'take to the air'

I pulled up to Atlantis about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Leviathan 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my armor
I don't need a lawyer
To wear my armor as the Destroyer

I'm not very good at this kind of thing, but what do you guys think?
Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board.
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User Info: HC-Gabe

HC-Gabe
3 years ago#2
Not bad :)
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User Info: TheOmegaShen

TheOmegaShen
3 years ago#3
8/10.
Do the impossible, see the invisible
Row row, fight the powah

User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
3 years ago#4
I think the ending was really weak, but the rest was decent enough... just like Conduit 2's campaign. I definitely did that on purpose.
Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board.
The One and Only True Mr.Ford

User Info: xXAISPXx

xXAISPXx
3 years ago#5
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.
http://www.youtube.com/user/xXAISPXx?feature=mhee
Currently Playing: Conduit 2, [Wii]Goldeneye007, SSBB, The Conduit, Mario Kart Wii

User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
3 years ago#6
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4
Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board.
The One and Only True Mr.Ford

User Info: VintageRonJohn

VintageRonJohn
3 years ago#7
7/10

First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.
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User Info: xXAISPXx

xXAISPXx
3 years ago#8
Hawke0 posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4


I know that show...
http://www.youtube.com/user/xXAISPXx?feature=mhee
Currently Playing: Conduit 2, [Wii]Goldeneye007, SSBB, The Conduit, Mario Kart Wii

User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
3 years ago#9
VintageRonJohn posted...
7/10

First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.


Yeah, paragraphs 1-5 were good, the last few were desperately looking for words that fit. I was hoping this would become the next trend, and that remo people would do something like this. Where's Punch when you need him?
Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board.
The One and Only True Mr.Ford

User Info: Hawke0

Hawke0
3 years ago#10
xXAISPXx posted...
Hawke0 posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4


I know that show...


Who doesn't?
Occupation Bob and Endgame are probably the stupidest people on the FE:A board.
The One and Only True Mr.Ford
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