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Now this is a story, all about how

#1Hawke0Posted 7/12/2013 7:49:07 PM
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit next to me
I'll tell you how I became Mr. F-O-R-D.

In West Point Academy trained and raised
With the army was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some targets outside of the school
When a couple of terrorists who were up to no good
Started attacking politicians in my neighborhood
I saved one president and the Trust stopped me right there
They said 'You're joinin' us faster than you can say despair"

I took my orders and agreed with them that day
So they packed my suit case and sent me on my way
They gave me a paycheck and then they gave me my ticket.
I put my armor on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking water out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of DC living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
When I get there I'll see
I hope they're prepared for Mr. F-O-R-D

Well, the plane landed and when I came about
There was a dude who looked brainwashed, standing there with a gun out
I ain't trying to get shot yet
I just got here, haven't even seen my cousin
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, killed a dozen

I whistled for a helicopter and when it came near
The pilot was named Prometheus and it had aliens in the mirror
If anything I could say that this guy was a traitor
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'take to the air'

I pulled up to Atlantis about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Leviathan 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my armor
I don't need a lawyer
To wear my armor as the Destroyer

I'm not very good at this kind of thing, but what do you guys think?
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#2HC-GabePosted 7/12/2013 8:04:49 PM
Not bad :)
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#3TheOmegaShenPosted 7/12/2013 8:07:14 PM
8/10.
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#4Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2013 9:00:52 PM
I think the ending was really weak, but the rest was decent enough... just like Conduit 2's campaign. I definitely did that on purpose.
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#5xXAISPXxPosted 7/12/2013 9:26:10 PM
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.
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#6Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2013 9:44:13 PM
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4
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#7VintageRonJohnPosted 7/12/2013 9:54:11 PM
7/10

First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.
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#8xXAISPXxPosted 7/12/2013 10:06:31 PM
Hawke0 posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4


I know that show...
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#9Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2013 10:22:30 PM
VintageRonJohn posted...
7/10

First half is amazing, but I'd adjust some stuff, especially toward the end. Respect.


Yeah, paragraphs 1-5 were good, the last few were desperately looking for words that fit. I was hoping this would become the next trend, and that remo people would do something like this. Where's Punch when you need him?
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#10Hawke0(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2013 10:39:53 PM
xXAISPXx posted...
Hawke0 posted...
xXAISPXx posted...
I tried rapping.
I'm not white, so I decided to give it a try.
It didn't go well...at all.


The problem is you didn't have this in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUf_4QYDqT4


I know that show...


Who doesn't?
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