SHEN^ is recruiting once again.

#21Loremas1861Posted 7/13/2013 9:29:56 PM
FaLc0niZWaSTeD posted...
Loremas1861 posted...
Hmm... If this happens, I bet Shen would beat Falcon. I think it would be a close match tho.


Probably not. I'm still rusty as hell and even if I wasn't I'd have a hard time.

Besides, the title of my clan embodies the exact opposite of manliness.


Hey, I'd be down for a 2v2. I'd be with Falcon. Shen with... Someone.
CoF vs. SHEN^
Of course, this doesn't mean I'm joining CoF. Just for the lulz (And Falcon's return) What do you guys say?
#22--Hope--Posted 7/14/2013 6:10:56 AM
Loremas1861 posted...
FaLc0niZWaSTeD posted...
Loremas1861 posted...
Hmm... If this happens, I bet Shen would beat Falcon. I think it would be a close match tho.


Probably not. I'm still rusty as hell and even if I wasn't I'd have a hard time.

Besides, the title of my clan embodies the exact opposite of manliness.


Hey, I'd be down for a 2v2. I'd be with Falcon. Shen with... Someone.
CoF vs. SHEN^
Of course, this doesn't mean I'm joining CoF. Just for the lulz (And Falcon's return) What do you guys say?


CoF. Sorry, must have missed the grand " this is what my clan is". CoF stands for what exactly?
-.O
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#23LeThA169Posted 7/14/2013 8:47:30 AM
LigersRule posted...
This clan has shen in it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I played them, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the clan would properly cover my back, I walked from my base to the Speed Control Point with the clan with me and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the SHEN^ name above my head that I, like Shen, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'win some games' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man in Shen^ shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at the Speed Capture Point, mounted my metal legs (walking is such a drag!) standing up straight so that my clan tag would show. While I was browsing corpses, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the SHEN^ in my clan tag, I told her I wanted to win some of her games. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I walked my metal legs with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you SHEN^.


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if anybody doesn't know, that was a parody of this:
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX


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#24rawrLIKEaB05S__Posted 7/14/2013 9:12:54 AM
I would play with SHEN^
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#25LigersRulePosted 7/14/2013 9:23:55 AM
--Hope-- posted...
CoF. Sorry, must have missed the grand " this is what my clan is". CoF stands for what exactly?
-.O


Stands for "Confederacy of Falcons", I believe.

From the original topic when it was created....

I have decided to create a new clan called the Confederacy of Falcons (CoF). There will be no dual memberships, and I will not start it until I reach 2 billion members. To join, you must have a mic, be fluent in Klingon, and be able to juggle 5 Wiis while simultaneously reciting the entire Bible backwards and winning an HC FFA deathmatch 50-0. Also, all of our private matches will abide by the Zeno ban list.

Please apply soon.

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#26xXAISPXxPosted 7/14/2013 9:39:39 AM
LigersRule posted...
This clan has shen in it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I played them, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the clan would properly cover my back, I walked from my base to the Speed Control Point with the clan with me and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the SHEN^ name above my head that I, like Shen, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'win some games' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man in Shen^ shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at the Speed Capture Point, mounted my metal legs (walking is such a drag!) standing up straight so that my clan tag would show. While I was browsing corpses, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the SHEN^ in my clan tag, I told her I wanted to win some of her games. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I walked my metal legs with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you SHEN^.


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if anybody doesn't know, that was a parody of this:
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX


So I guess you can get girls with Metal Legs.
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#27--Hope--Posted 7/14/2013 9:53:32 AM
Falcon posted...LigersRule reposted.....


I have decided to create a new clan called the Confederacy of Falcons (CoF). There will be no dual memberships, and I will not start it until I reach 2 billion members. To join, you must have a mic, be fluent in Klingon, and be able to juggle 5 Wiis while simultaneously reciting the entire Bible backwards and winning an HC FFA deathmatch 50-0. Also, all of our private matches will abide by the Zeno ban list.

Please apply soon.



Woa....quite a lengthy tryout there falcon. LoL. Nice. -.O
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#28TheOmegaShen(Topic Creator)Posted 7/14/2013 2:01:33 PM
rawrLIKEaB05S__ posted...
I would play with SHEN^


Let's make this match happen.
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#29Loremas1861Posted 7/14/2013 3:20:45 PM
TheOmegaShen posted...
Let's make this match happen.

Falcon & Loremas vs. OJ & Shen
Hm..
#30xXAISPXxPosted 7/14/2013 4:01:11 PM
Falcon posted...LigersRule reposted.....
I have decided to create a new clan called the Confederacy of Falcons (CoF). There will be no dual memberships, and I will not start it until I reach 2 billion members. To join, you must have a mic, be fluent in Klingon, and be able to juggle 5 Wiis while simultaneously reciting the entire Bible backwards and winning an HC FFA deathmatch 50-0. Also, all of our private matches will abide by the Zeno ban list.

Please apply soon.


Good luck getting about a third of the human population to join your clan in this very unpopulated game.
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