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It has been confirmed that there will be no SMAW in Conduit 3

#1CheslukPosted 7/16/2013 10:41:58 PM
It will instead be replaced by this:

http://i.imgur.com/szRMiRE.jpg

"That beauty is the SMAW MkII, an entirely revamped version of the original designed for use at all ranges. It fires lighter rockets allowing for a larger reserve of ammunition, and takes advantage of new smart blast technology to provide an 87% kill rate of hostile forces within its explosion radius while dealing minimal harm to the user in any scenario. Additional features include an integrated radar system that updates in real time and counteracts stealth technology, as well as an optional laser guided firing mode for added precision."

Got it from my 110% super legit trustworthy source who runs the hotdog stand outside of HVS HQ in Chicago.
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#2CHAINMAILLEKIDPosted 7/16/2013 10:44:25 PM
My source is the guy who runs the Taco stand, and he says the hotdog guy gone a bit loopy from all the preservatives.
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#3Chesluk(Topic Creator)Posted 7/16/2013 11:03:56 PM
CHAINMAILLEKID posted...
My source is the guy who runs the Taco stand, and he says the hotdog guy gone a bit loopy from all the preservatives.


I take it you haven't heard that Pierre has a nasty habit of powdering his nose on an almost hourly basis? No clue how he's managed to keep the taco stand running like that, but his perception isn't what it used to be. Besides, he's never been able to keep up with Alfredo on the business side of things and has always had a nasty habit of spreading rumors to make him look bad.
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#4rawrLIKEaB05S__Posted 7/17/2013 5:46:16 AM
Now show me a Frag MkII
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#5HC-GabePosted 7/17/2013 6:15:50 AM
Conduit3 is coming out? AWESOME! :D
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#6xXAISPXxPosted 7/17/2013 7:00:13 AM
I'm not sure if this is real or not (no sarcasm intended, please), but my question is, is it automatic or semiautomatic/ one bullet like the SMAW?
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#7Loremas1861Posted 7/17/2013 7:11:42 AM
xXAISPXx posted...
I'm not sure if this is real or not (no sarcasm intended, please), but my question is, is it automatic or semiautomatic/ one bullet like the SMAW?


If the game was real and this was automatic, the SMAW would be broken as f***.

I'm pretty sure that all SMAWs (even in real life) only have one HEDP per clip.
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#8Toho2Posted 7/17/2013 7:33:22 AM
I'm a happy man. Now where's the ****** flamethrower for billy bob's sake!!
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#9B05S_BrennanPosted 7/17/2013 7:45:24 AM
Lol.

Did anybody else read the writing on the side of it?
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#10xXAISPXxPosted 7/17/2013 8:02:26 AM
B05S_Brennan posted...
Lol.

Did anybody else read the writing on the side of it?


I don't see it on my iPad. I think it was cropped out because of the screen size.
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