Conduit 2 Seconds Game (revitalized!)

#1nightfire0013Posted 12/5/2013 9:22:52 PM
Been awhile since we've had one of these. It's only slightly modified from the original.

Most people probably know how this works. Post and check the time of your post. Whatever the seconds are determines what happens to you. Most are related to the conduit in some way.


00- You've received Mr. Fords Glasses as a gift
:01- You get a cheap knock-off pair of Ford's Glasses
:02- You find a conduit somewhere in your house
:03- You can pick any weapon from the Conduit and have it in real life
:04- You find the ASE laying on your bed. Prometheus may or may not be inside
:05- The trust are now hunting you down
:06- You get a retry, go again
:07- Mr. Ford comes to your house to play Conduit. He also brought Doritos and Orange Soda
:08- A thermite breaks out of your wall and begins to run at you
:09- You find a strike rifle in real life
:10- You find a drudge drone in your shower
:11- You wake up stuck in a wall spinning guns
:12- You get to go punch a hacker in the face
:13- You get to go on a cruise trip.
:14- You get to go on a cruise trip, but the Leviathan attacks it.
:15- You get a retry, go again.
:16- Adams comes to your door and punches you in the face
:17- You form a rock band with Ford, Prometheus, and Adams.
:18- You get a 20 ft statue of Dorito's and Orange soda.
:19- Erik allows you to use one of his hairstyles for the day.
:20- You get an advanced copy of Conduit 3 and a complimentary bag of doritos
:21- you get a retry, go again
:22- You find a deatomizer mk9
:23- You form a rock band with Ford, Prometheus, and Adams but you are just playing the game Rock Band.
:24- You get to spend a day with Mr. Ford
:25- The trust seize your house in the name of Adams.
:26- The sounds medmites make are stuck in your head for all eternity
:26- Adams, Ford, and Prometheus offer to play New Super Mario Bros Wii with you
:27- You get your own drudge drone to control as your puppet slave
:28- An invader stomps around your neighborhood.
:29- You get an invader under your control.
:30- You just won a complimentary Trust Hazmat Suit
:31- You get a SCAR
:32- You get a retry, go again
:33- You wake up in the Lost City of Z
:34- You get a warp pistol
:35- You get a pistol
:36- You get a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of Orange Soda
:37- You become Mr. Ford
:38- You get sniped by someone using a strike rifle
:39- Host has disconnected. Ending game session.
:40- You get a character based on you in Conduit 2
:41- Nothing happens...
:42- You get a retry, go again
:43- Ninja Drudge come to your house and kidnap you
:44- You become Ford's sidekick.
:45- You get a trust agent suit
:46- You receive the Carbonizer
:47- You get to choose any two rewards listed here
:48- You get thrown into a battle between Drudge and Trust and are given any weapon you want
:49- Adam's shows up on your door to give you a million dollars
:50- You find the ASE laying on your bed. Prometheus is definitely inside.
:51- You mutate into any kind of drudge you want
:52- You win the internet
:53- You get a shrieker
:54- You get a copy of Conduit 3 and Grinder from the future
:55- You get to design a multiplayer map in Conduit 2
:56- You get to be Adam's right hand man
:57- You get a retry, go again
:58- You get an infinite supply of doritos and orange soda
:59- You and the HVS team have a party
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A dangerous foe, if a somewhat disinterested ally.
#2kastasticPosted 12/5/2013 9:32:32 PM
Me first....I hope I get a Scar!
^does that come with stealth?

:)
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Phase Rifle Payback>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igpl0jgfV1M
***Ninja Moves >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOSDvFMmb9Q
#3kastasticPosted 12/5/2013 9:34:37 PM
kastastic posted...
Me first....I hope I get a Scar!
^does that come with stealth?

:)


OMG I was so close >:(

But I get to go again... :)

I sure hope if I get the scar it comes with stealth.
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Phase Rifle Payback>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igpl0jgfV1M
***Ninja Moves >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOSDvFMmb9Q
#4nightfire0013(Topic Creator)Posted 12/5/2013 9:36:43 PM
Oh. Well, a warp pistol is almost as good.
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A dangerous foe, if a somewhat disinterested ally.
#5kastasticPosted 12/5/2013 9:38:51 PM
LMAO....I am Mr*Ford ;)

Win, win for me.

Awesome topic btw....

How long before I can try again?
^wait if I post this then......just maybe.....I could still get that scar (which hopefully comes with stealth).

One...
Two...
three
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Phase Rifle Payback>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igpl0jgfV1M
***Ninja Moves >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOSDvFMmb9Q
#6nightfire0013(Topic Creator)Posted 12/5/2013 9:42:37 PM
Tough luck!

Speaking of, the opening post won the internet. How lucky is that?
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A dangerous foe, if a somewhat disinterested ally.
#7kastasticPosted 12/5/2013 9:47:37 PM
nightfire0013 posted...
Oh. Well, a warp pistol is almost as good.

Wait...I thought we were going by seconds???

Maybe our times are off? is that even possible...naaa...der

1st try = 8:32:32 PM 32=retry
2nd try = 8:34:37 37=Mr*Ford

failed third attempt was....
8:38:51 51 = You mutate into any kind of drudge you want..so now I have mutated into a Stealthy Drudge who can sneak in and try again with this post...muuuaaahahahaha.

I am gonna get that scar if it takes all night!
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Phase Rifle Payback>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igpl0jgfV1M
***Ninja Moves >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOSDvFMmb9Q
#8B05S_BrennanPosted 12/6/2013 1:28:42 PM(edited)
Deatomizer is a pretty cool one to get I guess, though kinda useless.
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#9B05S_BrennanPosted 12/6/2013 1:30:33 PM
B05S_Brennan posted...
Deatomizer is a pretty cool one to get I guess, though kinda useless.


I didn't know editing the post would edit the time it was posted. You can go to message detail to see what time the original was made.
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#10SamanthaKASPosted 12/6/2013 1:45:34 PM
my turn...
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