I forgot to mention how funny this is, because Leon (Ari) was on the board for like 2 days because Ches told him to, and he hated it the whole time.
He's almost literally a licensed dick. People order him online, pay in gift certificates to Strip Clubs, and have him wave his **** everywhere. I guess that would be the kind of thing Falcon is in to. --- *Insert 25 wit here*