Conduit 2 Jokes

#31xXAISPXxPosted 7/18/2014 6:03:40 AM
hc-valkiria posted...
here's my c2 joke: ur face


No, the jade warrior's face.
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#32The21stgunPosted 7/26/2014 6:49:47 PM
Conduit 3
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#33ThePhaseRifleTVPosted 7/26/2014 7:30:39 PM
The21stgun posted...
Conduit 3


I was gonna say that.... :c
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#34ThePhaseRifleTVPosted 7/26/2014 7:31:02 PM
Green_Berets posted...
So Mr. Ford and Adams are sitting at a bar. Mr. Ford is arguing with Adams about how stupid the AEGIS device is compared to the Widowmaker.
"Well, Mr. Ford, you don't understand. The Widowmaker may be able to operate manually or by itself, but it has to be set up where people can shoot it. The AEGIS however is with you and can provide protection to you and add additional cover."
Mr. Ford rolls his eyes, slamming his drink down. "Lets go to the range. I tire of your stupidity."
They head to the range and each grabs a weapon. They decide the only way to see which is better is to kill the other. Adams has a lesser advantage, but is confident to win. They each prep their weapons and hides behind cover. The Widowmaker starts firing and Adams starts blocking the rounds with the shield. After about thirty minutes of constant Fire, Adam wonders how Ford hasn't stopped using it yet. He goes over with the shield still active and sees the computer on the ground, but Mr. Ford isn't. Suddenly the Widowmaker overheard and explodes, the explosion going through the shield. Adams is knocked down, fatally wounded.
About ten minutes later Mr. Ford comes up grinning. "Good news Adams!" he grins. "Your wife won't be a widow!"


O.O
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#35PancakeThe2ndPosted 7/26/2014 7:39:55 PM
So this game promotes same sex marriage?Awesome.
#36hc-valkiriaPosted 7/26/2014 11:09:41 PM
Green_Berets posted...
So Mr. Ford and Adams are sitting at a bar. Mr. Ford is arguing with Adams about how stupid the AEGIS device is compared to the Widowmaker.
"Well, Mr. Ford, you don't understand. The Widowmaker may be able to operate manually or by itself, but it has to be set up where people can shoot it. The AEGIS however is with you and can provide protection to you and add additional cover."
Mr. Ford rolls his eyes, slamming his drink down. "Lets go to the range. I tire of your stupidity."
They head to the range and each grabs a weapon. They decide the only way to see which is better is to kill the other. Adams has a lesser advantage, but is confident to win. They each prep their weapons and hides behind cover. The Widowmaker starts firing and Adams starts blocking the rounds with the shield. After about thirty minutes of constant Fire, Adam wonders how Ford hasn't stopped using it yet. He goes over with the shield still active and sees the computer on the ground, but Mr. Ford isn't. Suddenly the Widowmaker overheard and explodes, the explosion going through the shield. Adams is knocked down, fatally wounded.
About ten minutes later Mr. Ford comes up grinning. "Good news Adams!" he grins. "Your wife won't be a widow!"


haha??
#37The21stgunPosted 7/27/2014 7:24:37 AM
ThePhaseRifleTV posted...
The21stgun posted...
Conduit 3


I was gonna say that.... :c


Sorry :(
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#38PancakeThe2ndPosted 7/27/2014 4:56:10 PM
I thought my joke was pretty funny.
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