Even Joker's hat? Seriously??? (SPOILERS for one of the endings)

#1tizzywilkillyouPosted 3/14/2012 10:27:02 PM
Okay, synthesis, sure, whatever.

I am a disciple of the "indoctrination theory".

However I checked out the synthesis ending tonight.

The leaves where the Normandy crashed have microchip patterns on them now. Neat. Looks cool.

ZOMG so does Joker! Sweet!

But wait. Why does EDI have those patterns all over her now? She was already synthetic....

AND WAIT. Why the **** does Joker's HAT have those patterns on it????

That's either really lazy and sloppy, or it lends even more creedence to the indoctrination theory due to the ridiculousness of it.

Yikes.
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#2SSJGrimReaperPosted 3/14/2012 10:27:36 PM
Space magic
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#3lock_e_dgePosted 3/14/2012 10:28:07 PM
Part of the deal was that all synthetics would become part organic, too. Somehow.
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#4Lykus42Posted 3/14/2012 10:28:11 PM
EDI has the pattern on her body because she's been made partially organic. Joker's hat has the pattern on it because the ending was poorly done.
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#5PostCrisisJ2Posted 3/14/2012 10:28:26 PM
The hat is the true mastermind.
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#6WstonefiPosted 3/14/2012 10:28:49 PM
Hey, who says Joker's hat can't become a cyborg? If you accept that space magic makes sense in the first place, a cyborg hat isn't too much of a stretch.
#7African_RabiesPosted 3/14/2012 10:30:19 PM
Jokers hat is the seal which holds the harbinger of the end times. It may appear in different forms at times, but it must always remain firmly upon his head, lest the horrors of the Outer Gods be unleashed.
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#8Yoshi0o0Posted 3/14/2012 10:32:15 PM
PostCrisisJ2 posted...
The hat is the true mastermind.


So it turns out that Joker was just a tool created by his hat as it's solution to the question of whether or not women should have equal rights.
#9tizzywilkillyou(Topic Creator)Posted 3/14/2012 10:32:19 PM
So Joker's hat was the REAL ****ing catalyst all along.

Damn. No wonder everybody thinks the endings are dumb ROFLCOPTER.
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#10luke2460Posted 3/14/2012 10:38:25 PM
Maybe Joker was wearing a leather hat?

leather = cow = organic

therefore there needs to be some synthetic stuff in his hat to make it synthesized!