So earlier I was playing MP and joined a random silver game.

#1Smackdowner1Posted 5/1/2012 6:56:06 PM
It's filled with low N7 Ranks, but everyone has a headset.

I'm listing to my Halo soundtrack, so I have my mic muted, otherwise it would be picked up.

Anyway, one of the dudes asks if everyone can hear him.

The others acknowledge him, and then he asks "What about Smack?"

"Maybe he's in a party?"

I turn my music down low, unmute my mic and being the heel that I am, try to draw some heat.

"Or maybe I don't feel like talking to a bunch of noobs"

I mute my mic again, crank Halo back up.

Surely, I'm getting kicked. But no, they laugh it off and start the game.

Soon as the game starts, I have two options.

Play horribly, poking fun at my previous comment.

or

Dominate.

*Rock Anthem for Saving the World begins playing*

My choice is made.

I run off, and destroy the competition. I'm killing everything. They rest of the team is sticking together.

"Wow, that Krogan vanguard is awesome!" I hear someone say.

"I don't like him. The charge is slow."

"No, I mean Smack. He's a tank"

"OMG he's good"

After a few rounds I look at the leaderboard. If I added all their scores together and doubled it, they still would not have as many points as me.

I am a beast. Halo music gets me pumped!

Round 9 I accidentally walk into a banshee I couldn't hear properly, because all I'm listening to is my Halo songs.

The team knows they're screwed, but the host has connection issues and drops restarting the wave.

I get a second chance.

I clear the wave and then,

*connection to server lost*

**** EA :(
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#2ViEtNoBoYPosted 5/1/2012 6:59:55 PM
So from what I'm getting here, is that you prefer to only insult players according to their N7 level and not communicate with fellow team members.

Granted, communication seemed unnesscary if you were dominating.
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#3themagicpainmanPosted 5/1/2012 7:00:55 PM
Can't tell if satire...
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#4Cthe34TruthPosted 5/1/2012 7:01:05 PM
This troll expects us to read a full page of his trolling? lol, I'm good.
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#5Smackdowner1(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2012 7:01:48 PM
themagicpainman posted...
Can't tell if satire...

It isn't.
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#6Smackdowner1(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2012 7:07:03 PM(edited)
I haven't been able to connect to multiplayer since.

I think my awesomeness overloaded the servers.

On a serious note, I think it's ****ing stupid there's no local multiplayer option.


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#7KOONTASHPosted 5/1/2012 7:05:05 PM
sounds like you suck
#8deathscythe257Posted 5/1/2012 7:06:31 PM
Smackdowner1 posted...

"Wow, that Krogan vanguard is awesome!" I hear someone say.


All you had to say was vanguard... pretty much sums up ur score esp in silver. Same thing happens when i use a human vanguard on silver... I even tank geth primes surrounded by pyros solo...

Also, why would u wear a headset if ur not going to talk to ur teammates, and are not in party chat... I assume if ur using turtle beaches to hear game audio its a different story...
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#9Smackdowner1(Topic Creator)Posted 5/1/2012 7:10:11 PM
deathscythe257 posted...
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I didn't create this topic for you to brag.

I couldn't care less how good you think you are.
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#10Alex_SagePosted 5/1/2012 7:11:41 PM
Anyone else think this guy is mad weird and everything he says is just really stupid?
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