Create a joke

#1MasterShot2k5Posted 2/9/2013 8:33:35 PM(edited)
Harbinger, I wouldn't go near the collector base if I were you, they have a bad case of explosions.
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#2ozzyman314Posted 2/9/2013 8:43:00 PM
A Salarian, a Turian, and a Krogan walk into a bar........
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#3doublejumpingPosted 2/9/2013 8:43:18 PM
I should go
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#4BiggyDXPosted 2/9/2013 8:44:47 PM
Shepard: Keelah Se'lai, Tali
Tali: No...Its time to Kee-Lah B****
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#5TheFeshPincePosted 2/9/2013 8:45:21 PM
how come everyone's signature in this topic ends with.................?
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#6MasterShot2k5(Topic Creator)Posted 2/9/2013 8:50:42 PM
TheFeshPince posted...
how come everyone's signature in this topic ends with.................?


Because we are sitting in the same room as Kasumi wondering why the ending still isn't happy.
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#7PyroThrowerPosted 2/9/2013 8:58:29 PM
Why don't Praetorians pay taxes?

Because they're tax Collectors!
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#8DethuliPosted 2/9/2013 9:17:51 PM
I would create some jokes, but your mommies and daddies beat me to it.
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#9FearOfTheLightPosted 2/9/2013 9:27:28 PM
The Salarian patron said to the Prothean waiter:

"There's a fly in my soup"

The Prothean replied:

"And...?"
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#10DividerByZeroPosted 2/9/2013 9:34:23 PM
What's the difference between a Volus and a boulder?

The boulder will get a spot on the Council first.
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