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User Info: MasterShot2k5

MasterShot2k5
4 years ago#1
Harbinger, I wouldn't go near the collector base if I were you, they have a bad case of explosions.
Haters gonna hate......

User Info: ozzyman314

ozzyman314
4 years ago#2
A Salarian, a Turian, and a Krogan walk into a bar........
Loading Signature..........

User Info: doublejumping

doublejumping
4 years ago#3
I should go
Zzzzzz..........

User Info: BiggyDX

BiggyDX
4 years ago#4
Shepard: Keelah Se'lai, Tali
Tali: No...Its time to Kee-Lah B****
Gamertag: My user name

User Info: TheFeshPince

TheFeshPince
4 years ago#5
how come everyone's signature in this topic ends with.................?
You wanna make me a sandwich?

User Info: MasterShot2k5

MasterShot2k5
4 years ago#6
TheFeshPince posted...
how come everyone's signature in this topic ends with.................?


Because we are sitting in the same room as Kasumi wondering why the ending still isn't happy.
Haters gonna hate......

User Info: PyroThrower

PyroThrower
4 years ago#7
Why don't Praetorians pay taxes?

Because they're tax Collectors!
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Soldier: I will send my condolences to your KANGAROO WIFE!

User Info: Dethuli

Dethuli
4 years ago#8
I would create some jokes, but your mommies and daddies beat me to it.
This is my impaling wall. It's where I put the bodies.

User Info: FearOfTheLight

FearOfTheLight
4 years ago#9
The Salarian patron said to the Prothean waiter:

"There's a fly in my soup"

The Prothean replied:

"And...?"
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"When I'm walking a dark road, I am a man who walks alone" - Iron Maiden

User Info: DividerByZero

DividerByZero
4 years ago#10
What's the difference between a Volus and a boulder?

The boulder will get a spot on the Council first.
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