All these soldiers running around with crazy gear, just imagine how much power all those red dots and stuff use up!
I mean damn, what a waste of batteries. We need to go back to a simpler time, before crazy technology. The next call of duty game should feature environmentally friendly tech such as rechargable batteries, wood dot sights, and tactical slingshots.
I mean, why bother saving the world from evil russians if you're going to destroy it with global warming. --- Sexy! Dead Sexy! -Zelos Wilder, Tales of Symphonia