You know what's funny? Desmond screwed up a chance to get some in AC2. Remember when Lucy was convincing Desmond to stay with the Assassins? When Desmond just said "Yeah I'll join." Lucy was relieved because...
"Otherwise I would have had to think of ways of making you stay."
Or something to that effect. Desmond's reaction was sort of like "Uh... what things?" and my reaction was "Desmond, you idiotic ****."
GT: Bloodredtyrant I brainstorm with my multiple personalities.