Karnov is a dangerous man...

#1LandmanPosted 12/12/2011 11:29:26 PMmessage detail
This week alone he has slaughtered dozens of families and left mayhem in his wake. Beware of Karnov, he will eat your face.
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#2Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/13/2011 12:45:45 AMmessage detail
But my face is full of stubble, would it taste like grit?
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#3Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/13/2011 2:11:35 AMmessage detail
To Karnov it wouldn't taste of anything, he would bite your face off and swallow it whole. The man has no time to taste, he is a monster.
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#4Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/13/2011 4:50:33 AMmessage detail
He doesn't even use a knife and fork? Wow this guy has bad manners.
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#5Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/13/2011 9:26:36 AMmessage detail
Karnov eats manners for breakfast. What did you eat for breakfast?
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#6Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/14/2011 1:05:01 PMmessage detail
Today I had Coco pops and toast. It was delicious.
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#7Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/15/2011 11:41:26 PMmessage detail(edited)
Today I will be having a full English with fried bread and black pudding. That kind of meal is really good for your arteries. Maybe a cup of tea as well. Today is also Friday which makes things extra pleasant.
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#8Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/16/2011 7:55:42 AMmessage detail
This morning for breakfast Karnov had a family of 4 and their pet dog. Do you think this is a joke? The man is a maniac, what are you going to do if he comes after you?
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#9Gothic_SaraPosted 12/16/2011 5:46:39 PMmessage detail
I will make him a soylent green sammich.

I have actually won awards for those. And gained 1098 Exp!
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#10Landman(Topic Creator)Posted 12/16/2011 11:28:07 PMmessage detail
People in a sandwich? Sounds horrid. Then where would you find bread big enough to accommodate a family of 4?
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