Nintendo 3DS-A Threat To My Safety and Well-Being?

#1scottstewart737Posted 6/16/2010 1:01:32 PM
Hello. I was very intrigued when I first heard about the Nintendo 3DS, but I am a vulnerable male being! My heart aches easily, and I'm afraid that Master Chief jumping out of the screen at me or shooting guns through the screen would scare me half to death and cause health hazards. I think i would also be very prone to drop it because if something jumps out of the screen at me I might throw the 3DS as far away as I possibly can. Also, the weight factor is a large issue, I have a tough time getting the DSi off the table, will this handheld be any lighter? Should I buy a 3DS?
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#2BaeIPosted 6/16/2010 1:04:54 PM
Hello. I was very intrigued when I first heard about the Nintendo 3DS, but I am a vulnerable male being! My heart aches easily, and I'm afraid that Master Chief jumping out of the screen at me or shooting guns through the screen would scare me half to death and cause health hazards. I think i would also be very prone to drop it because if something jumps out of the screen at me I might throw the 3DS as far away as I possibly can. Also, the weight factor is a large issue, I have a tough time getting the DSi off the table, will this handheld be any lighter? Should I buy a 3DS?

Wrong board.
#3scottstewart737(Topic Creator)Posted 6/16/2010 1:05:49 PM
Oh sorry, I meant Samus. I often get confused. Still, they look quite similar.
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#4Fer476Posted 6/16/2010 1:06:09 PM
The instant I read these two words I stopped reading. Phail troll.
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...so what?
#5MajorRagePosted 6/16/2010 1:07:36 PM
Just goes to show that Karma means jack, and that the trolls aren't getting any smarter.
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#6scottstewart737(Topic Creator)Posted 6/16/2010 1:09:31 PM
You guys are just like the kids at school, you don't understand me! Sorry I made a typo, jesus pizza
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#7scottstewart737(Topic Creator)Posted 6/16/2010 1:16:13 PM
Thanks for nothing, trolls.
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#8Dustof_DryBonesPosted 6/16/2010 1:20:21 PM
My response: lolololololololol you could have said Metal Gear or Resident Evil, but instead you took the character with no plans for a 3DS game. Utter failure.
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#9scottstewart737(Topic Creator)Posted 6/16/2010 1:22:29 PM
Solid Snake is a Sony character. FAIL MORE please.
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#10SyntaxBananaZPosted 6/16/2010 1:27:36 PM
inb4youcanturnoff3D
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