Is this satanic witchcraft?

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6 years ago#1
Gyroscope and motion sensor, 3D Depth + things coming out of the screen, on a handheld, with awesome graphics and without glasses?

Much better online, some kind of eternal tag mode for games you're not even carrying around, "impressive" anti-piracy measures, and loads of great first-party and third-party games?
6 years ago#2
6 years ago#3
Nintendo made a pact with the devil in order to produce such an amazing handheld. On the processors of every unit there is an inverted pentagram.
Get smashed, gate crash!
6 years ago#4
"impressive" anti-piracy measures

That's not Satanic.

Unless there really isn't "impressive" anti-piracy, and it gets pirated within a few months like usual with Nintendo handhelds. Hmm...

Loves handhelds. Patiently waiting for the 3DS.
6 years ago#5
My theory is that they're murdering unicorns and using their magical horns to power these devices.
6 years ago#6
Nonsense. Nintendo everything works because of Magical Nintendo Gnomes.
6 years ago#7
So that's where thinkgeek gets all there canned unicorn meat not from Radiant Farms but Nintendo.
Everyone has a price.
6 years ago#8
I thought unicorns were extinct.
6 years ago#9

From: jmeyer2039 | #008
I thought unicorns were extinct.

You silly, misleaded sheep! Unicorns extinct? That's what the government want to think to control you... blah blah, manipulation and stuff [Insert communist and/or conspiracy theory]
Official Vaporeon of the B/W Boards
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6 years ago#10
Yes but they are Robot Unicorns and they attack.
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