Is this satanic witchcraft?

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User Info: Woopdude

Woopdude
6 years ago#1
Gyroscope and motion sensor, 3D Depth + things coming out of the screen, on a handheld, with awesome graphics and without glasses?

Much better online, some kind of eternal tag mode for games you're not even carrying around, "impressive" anti-piracy measures, and loads of great first-party and third-party games?

User Info: Zhacarias

Zhacarias
6 years ago#2
wut

User Info: IfOnlyForOnce

IfOnlyForOnce
6 years ago#3
Nintendo made a pact with the devil in order to produce such an amazing handheld. On the processors of every unit there is an inverted pentagram.
Get smashed, gate crash!

User Info: Diggerdude

Diggerdude
6 years ago#4
"impressive" anti-piracy measures

That's not Satanic.

Unless there really isn't "impressive" anti-piracy, and it gets pirated within a few months like usual with Nintendo handhelds. Hmm...
>---Diggerdude---<
Loves handhelds. Patiently waiting for the 3DS.

User Info: Woopdude

Woopdude
6 years ago#5
My theory is that they're murdering unicorns and using their magical horns to power these devices.

User Info: kaloo

kaloo
6 years ago#6
Nonsense. Nintendo everything works because of Magical Nintendo Gnomes.
NEW ROCKET KNIGHT~

User Info: DarkOutsider

DarkOutsider
6 years ago#7
So that's where thinkgeek gets all there canned unicorn meat not from Radiant Farms but Nintendo.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
Everyone has a price.

User Info: jmeyer2039

jmeyer2039
6 years ago#8
I thought unicorns were extinct.

User Info: Megaman Omega

Megaman Omega
6 years ago#9

From: jmeyer2039 | #008
I thought unicorns were extinct.


You silly, misleaded sheep! Unicorns extinct? That's what the government want to think to control you... blah blah, manipulation and stuff [Insert communist and/or conspiracy theory]
Official Vaporeon of the B/W Boards
Proud member of M.U.K.

User Info: AkaneJones

AkaneJones
6 years ago#10
Yes but they are Robot Unicorns and they attack.
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