Nintendo 3DS

Gyroscope and motion sensor, 3D Depth + things coming out of the screen, on a handheld, with awesome graphics and without glasses?

Much better online, some kind of eternal tag mode for games you're not even carrying around, "impressive" anti-piracy measures, and loads of great first-party and third-party games?

Nintendo made a pact with the devil in order to produce such an amazing handheld. On the processors of every unit there is an inverted pentagram.
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Get smashed, gate crash!

My theory is that they're murdering unicorns and using their magical horns to power these devices.

So that's where thinkgeek gets all there canned unicorn meat not from Radiant Farms but Nintendo.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
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Everyone has a price.

From: jmeyer2039 | #008
I thought unicorns were extinct.

You silly, misleaded sheep! Unicorns extinct? That's what the government want to think to control you... blah blah, manipulation and stuff [Insert communist and/or conspiracy theory]
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