Is this satanic witchcraft?

#1WoopdudePosted 7/10/2010 6:46:31 PM
Gyroscope and motion sensor, 3D Depth + things coming out of the screen, on a handheld, with awesome graphics and without glasses?

Much better online, some kind of eternal tag mode for games you're not even carrying around, "impressive" anti-piracy measures, and loads of great first-party and third-party games?
#2ZhacariasPosted 7/10/2010 6:48:07 PM
#3IfOnlyForOncePosted 7/10/2010 7:12:31 PM
Nintendo made a pact with the devil in order to produce such an amazing handheld. On the processors of every unit there is an inverted pentagram.
Get smashed, gate crash!
#4DiggerdudePosted 7/10/2010 7:16:17 PM
"impressive" anti-piracy measures

That's not Satanic.

Unless there really isn't "impressive" anti-piracy, and it gets pirated within a few months like usual with Nintendo handhelds. Hmm...

Loves handhelds. Patiently waiting for the 3DS.
#5Woopdude(Topic Creator)Posted 7/10/2010 8:06:13 PM
My theory is that they're murdering unicorns and using their magical horns to power these devices.
#6kalooPosted 7/10/2010 9:23:37 PM
Nonsense. Nintendo everything works because of Magical Nintendo Gnomes.
#7DarkOutsiderPosted 7/10/2010 9:25:38 PM
So that's where thinkgeek gets all there canned unicorn meat not from Radiant Farms but Nintendo.
Everyone has a price.
#8jmeyer2039Posted 7/10/2010 11:42:26 PM
I thought unicorns were extinct.
#9Megaman OmegaPosted 7/11/2010 12:54:25 PM

From: jmeyer2039 | #008
I thought unicorns were extinct.

You silly, misleaded sheep! Unicorns extinct? That's what the government want to think to control you... blah blah, manipulation and stuff [Insert communist and/or conspiracy theory]
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#10AkaneJonesPosted 7/11/2010 2:09:50 PM
Yes but they are Robot Unicorns and they attack.