MY review of MetalKirbyFan's My review of Marcus's review of the 3DS

#1fire2boxPosted 7/25/2010 9:46:56 AM
"Okay, this is how it goes down: I take quotes from the video and deal with them individually. I'll probably make some reviews of his other videos, since that kid is messed up.

Originally from: Sony fanboys already bashing the 3DS

It's supposed to be an all-around improved version of the DS.

False. It's an entirely new system.

...a mix of the PSP and DS.

No, not really...

I still think Sony stands king of handheld consoles' graphic ability.

The PSP still has better graphics than the 3DS.

Proof?

They're makin' more HARDCORE GAMES for it!

Well, good for you! *Pats on head*

Nintendo basically ripped off Sony...*Repeat 6 times*

How so?

*Kid shows PSP's analog stick*

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...

The Nintendo 3DS's analog stick feels exactly like- looks exactly the same as the PSP's analog stick!

How would you kno- oh. Okay...

I find this to be quite a ripoff.

ATARI INVENTED THE ANALOG STICK.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analog_stick#History

They've improved their graphics somewhat...

Somewhat?

The only game I'd really play, I'd play, the only game I'd really pbthlay* on the 3DS is Metal Gear, Metal Gear Solid.

Wait, you're not old enough for that game!

Why would I buy another version of Metal Gear Solid, when I can buy it on my PSP? Metal Gear *Unintelligible* ...'Cause I'm quite a hardcore gamer!

You? You shouldn't be playing games like that! You're not old enough.

*Lists several First-Person Shooters* All these kick@$$ games.

Hey, hey, language. Everyone, on a side note, I've noticed kids his age and even third graders swearing like sailors. Why do you think that is?

*Makes tongue-click sound* Not on the DS at all! None of 'em.

A kid your age should be playing those "kiddy" games, if anything.

If I had to buy a new handheld game system... it would have to be the Zune HD, or the iPod Touch.

"Zune"? You mean that MP3 Player from Microsoft?

Sure, the 3DS both got both the analog stick and the touch screen, but an old school, or a hardcore gamer, like me...

You're not old enough to be "old school" yet, buddy.

They've basically stolen some of the stuff that makes the PSP unique from the PSP.

...

Why do you have keep stealing ideas from other companies? I mean, the analog sick! The PSP had it before the DS!

The Atari had it before the PSP.

And the touch screen! Why do you need a touch screen?

Why do you need an analog stick?

The touch screen is just made of cheap plastic!

I totally agree! I mean, the PSP's analog stick was made of chocolate, gold an diamonds!

*Not a spelling error on my part.

So, what do you guys think?"


whoever this Marcus is he's a troll and a review of a review is a horrible idea.. however a review of a review of a review is where it's at!
#2WOLFCAT22Posted 7/25/2010 9:48:50 AM
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#3WOLFCAT22Posted 7/25/2010 10:01:36 AM
*Realizes*
...nevermind...

*Slowly walks out of topic*
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#4MetaKirbyFanPosted 7/25/2010 10:58:44 AM
It's METAKirbyFan.
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#5sdnorikoPosted 7/25/2010 11:22:21 AM
It's METAKirbyFan.

Looks like your robot doppelganger is at it again.
#6MetaKirbyFanPosted 7/25/2010 11:24:26 AM
Looks like your robot doppelganger is at it again.

I thought he died when I threw him in the volcano six years ago.
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#7SragentThomPosted 7/25/2010 11:32:34 AM
Ugh.......
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One winged fad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atQRKfEBU5c
#8MetaKirbyFanPosted 7/25/2010 11:33:10 AM
Ugh.......

What's that for?
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#9SragentThomPosted 7/25/2010 12:21:35 PM
That was directed at the Tc.
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One winged fad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atQRKfEBU5c
#10MetaKirbyFanPosted 7/25/2010 12:38:33 PM
Oh. Okay then.
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