Every Who Down In The Board Like 3DS a lot...

#1Grandy12Posted 8/2/2011 9:01:38 PM
But The Grinch, Who trolled just North of the board, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated the 3DS!
Every 3DS game!
Now, please don't ask why.
No two answers'd be the same.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his gamerscore was two sizes too small.
But, Whatever the reason,
His score or his shoes,
He stood there on the Nintendo board, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down there in the board
Would get twenty games; it was a reward.
"And they're getting for free!!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Next month is September! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep the games from coming!"
For, next month, he knew...
...All the Who girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early.
They'd rush for their toys!
And then!
Oh, the noise!
Oh, the noise!
Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated!
The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a play.
And they'd play!
And they'd play!
And they'd PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY!
They would start Mario and Donkey Kong, a plumber and a beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in the board, the tall and the small,
Would go to the forums, with their games beeping.
They'd stand hand-in-hand.
And the Whos would start posting!
They'd post!
And they'd post!
AND they'd POST! POST! POST! POST!
And the more the Grinch thought of the Who-3DS-Post
The more the Grinch thought, "It's the thing I hate the most!
"Why for the Wii years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop the games from coming! ...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!"
The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Myamoto smile and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked,
"What a great Grinchy plan! "With this coat and smile, I'll look like the man!"
"All I need is a Iwata..."
The Grinch looked around.
But since Iwata's in Japan, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...?
No!
The Grinch simply said, "If I can't find Iwata, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog Max.
Then he took some red thread
And he tied a wig on his head.


And around this point I really ran out of ideas.
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#2so64Posted 8/2/2011 9:04:14 PM
I laughed. Thanks.
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#3nintendoggerPosted 8/2/2011 9:05:30 PM
It's you again, great work....


but in the Suess department, you've got nothing on me. I once turned the entire Civil Rights Act of 1964 into a Suess style childrens book.
But of course, I applaud you because I know how it feels.



BTW, is that a wocket in your pocket?
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#4LordAndrewPosted 8/2/2011 9:05:32 PM
Grandy12 posted...
And around this point I really ran out of ideas.

Just like Nintendo!

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Whatever, okay?
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#5Grandy12(Topic Creator)Posted 8/2/2011 9:17:21 PM(edited)
LordAndrew posted...
Grandy12 posted...
And around this point I really ran out of ideas.

Just like Nintendo!

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Whatever, okay?


Zing!

Also, thanks nintendogger. I do believe you have an advantage over me when Seussing. Starting with the fact I'm not a native speaker and misspronounce every possible word, so I had to double-check every rhyme. :(

Is there even anything that rhymes with "Miyamoto"?
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#6Bridge_HansonPosted 8/2/2011 9:13:22 PM
Topics like this usually suck.

This did not. Good job. =D
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#7Starwars4JPosted 8/3/2011 12:42:12 AM
Phenomenal! At first I had a double take at the topic title, and thought this would be some stupid "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" topic, but I laughed. Well done.
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#8Pryce89Posted 8/3/2011 5:52:11 AM
Great job! I now understand the topic title lol
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#9Mario_BonesPosted 8/3/2011 5:55:45 AM
*mad clapping*
Encore!
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#10nintendoggerPosted 8/3/2011 5:57:10 AM
Grandy12 posted...


Also, thanks nintendogger. I do believe you have an advantage over me when Seussing. Starting with the fact I'm not a native speaker and misspronounce every possible word, so I had to double-check every rhyme. :(

Is there even anything that rhymes with "Miyamoto"?



Yikes! I give you mad props then. It's not easy.
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