The LOL-iest IGN fanboyism I've personally ever read...

#1cleanchris2Posted 8/21/2011 2:01:42 PM(edited)
"What system is better?

The better System depends on you. If you like 3D, go for 3DS. But if you like powerful, almost PS3 graphics on a handheld, with a big and nice 5 inch OLED screen, and a great launch titles with many more to come, and wonderful online features, all starting at $249.99. "

(http://www.ign.com/wikis/ps-vita/Frequently_Asked_Questions)

This seriously had me laughing. I mean it's as if the writer was actually growing dumber as the writing went on. First off, he or she completely implied that all the 3DS had to offer was 3D. So forget any possible differences between the 3DS and the Vita with things such as features and game exclusives, all the 3DS has to offer is 3D. Second, "and a great launch titles"? Really? Third, his or her last sentence is unfinished because he started it with "But if you like..." and ended it with "...all starting at $249.99." without any continuation of the beginning of the sentence to be seen. It's as if the writer got lost in just how amazing he or she thought the Vita really is. Besides that, the bland descriptions and sentences are formed so messily that it truly amazes me.

Keep in mind that this topic is not about the 3DS vs. the Vita, it's just about how stupid this writing is, and I just thought I'd share it : )
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#2Starwars4JPosted 8/21/2011 2:03:10 PM
It's IGN. What did you expect?
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#3OmegaZero633Posted 8/21/2011 2:03:58 PM
lol
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#4lp913Posted 8/21/2011 2:05:14 PM
Starwars4J posted...
It's IGN. What did you expect?

^ This. They fell from credibility a loooong time ago.
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#5LordAndrewPosted 8/21/2011 2:05:30 PM
cleanchris2 posted...
/wikis/ps-vita/

Who writes this? Is it a staff-only wiki, or do they let their users write it? If it's an open wiki, well... good luck finding anything not infused with fanboyism.
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#6cleanchris2(Topic Creator)Posted 8/21/2011 2:06:08 PM
Starwars4J posted...
It's IGN. What did you expect?

Got me there, but I at least thought they might be competent enough to correctly form sentences xP
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#7LurtzOfIsengardPosted 8/21/2011 2:06:25 PM
^^why i never go to ign.
#8Vincent_CorePosted 8/21/2011 2:07:11 PM
You nintendrones really like to grasp at straws.
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#9cleanchris2(Topic Creator)Posted 8/21/2011 2:08:09 PM
LordAndrew posted...
cleanchris2 posted...
/wikis/ps-vita/

Who writes this? Is it a staff-only wiki, or do they let their users write it? If it's an open wiki, well... good luck finding anything not infused with fanboyism.


Actually I think it is an open wiki, how did I miss that? O_O well egg on my face. Commence appropriate and well-deserved flaming if you wish :B
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#10MarsfordPosted 8/21/2011 2:09:49 PM
How many people actually bought a 3DS for 3D? I'm surprised people even think that. Thanks for the post though, had me laughing too. Its almost as if the writer is poking fun at how a sony fanboy would answer that question.
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