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#1robomasteralphaPosted 9/11/2011 1:57:13 PM
The new Smash Bros. probably won't be released within the next year or so, but we can all agree on one thing; Sakurai will drive us insane on the way there. So, post your own fake Dojo update. Ya know, for fun!

Fun with controllers

When we included tripping as a game mechanic, we thought we had created a simple game-balancing mechanic.
As it turns out, though, most players hated it.

[Picture of Marth tripping]
No! Why!


Players will be happy to note that this time, we've removed tripping.
Instead, your controller will randomly stop functioning in the middle of a fight.

[Picture of Captain Falcon about to hit a defenseless Mario with a Falcon Punch]
This is going to hurt...

We are certain that our efforts to balance the game in tis fashion will be rewarded.
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Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat, we all love you Gamera!
#2capgamerPosted 9/11/2011 1:59:24 PM
Wait... I thought Sakurai wasn't going to do any more Smash games... that sucks if he's doing this one because he likes to put in random stuff just to tick people off. He's pretty much a giant troll. :(
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#3robomasteralpha(Topic Creator)Posted 9/11/2011 3:30:50 PM
capgamer posted...
Wait... I thought Sakurai wasn't going to do any more Smash games... that sucks if he's doing this one because he likes to put in random stuff just to tick people off. He's pretty much a giant troll. :(

Oh, but he is. Strange as it sounds, that's probably a good thing.
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Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat, we all love you Gamera!
#4pokefreak2000Posted 9/11/2011 4:50:02 PM
robomasteralpha posted...
The new Smash Bros. probably won't be released within the next year or so, but we can all agree on one thing; Sakurai will drive us insane on the way there. So, post your own fake Dojo update. Ya know, for fun!

Fun with controllers

When we included tripping as a game mechanic, we thought we had created a simple game-balancing mechanic.
As it turns out, though, most players hated it.

[Picture of Marth tripping]
No! Why!

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This totally sounds like something they would put lol
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#5kikkosauce90Posted 9/11/2011 4:55:57 PM
It's so believable it's unreal.