A Wizard Casts a Spell On You, Making You Immortal, But There's A Catch

#1TheGreatEggmanPosted 1/12/2013 6:08:14 PM(edited)
You are now immortal, but you have "Wario Land 2/3" mode on. This means, when you get hurt, you bounce back and drop things on your person. Certain objects will cause you to react differently. For those who never played these games, when you got hit by certain attacks, you changed into a form that could be good or bad.

Forms you can become:
Flamin': Your butt is on fire, and you run uncontrollably around the room.(Get lit on fire)
Burning: You are a GREAT BALL OF FIRE.(Stay on fire for 20 seconds)
Bubble: You get trapped inside a bubble.(Touch a bubble)
Tiny: You become a high-jumping midget.(Get hit by magic)
Zombie: You move slow, nothing can hurt you, and you fall through thin floors.(Get Bitten by a zombie)
Ice Skatin': You are now frozen, sliding backwards uncontrollably.(I WAS FROZEN TODAY)
Ball o' Yarn: You get wrapped up and roll like a maniac.(Get covered in yarn)
Fat: You gain 100 pounds in 5 seconds.(Eat a really delicious piece of cake or an apple)
Crazy/Drunk: You stagger all over the place, and your burps are lethal weapons.(Drink a beer/Get hit by a bird/Get hit by a ball)
Ball: You roll.(Have a sports player jump on you)
Shocking: You are now aware that you can't move(Shocking, isn't it?)
Invisible: *I'm invisible, you can suck my d***, invisible...*(Drink a potion)
Snowball: Move slow, and roll down slopes(Get covered in snow)
Flat: You are now 1 ft tall and 5 ft wide, and float like a leaf in the wind(Get Crushed)
Bouncy: Boing-boing-boing-boing-boing(Get Hammered)
Puffy: Why is my sweet head floating off into space?(Get stung or bitten)
Vampire: What is a plumber? A miserable little pile of plungers!(Read Twilig-er get bitten by a bat)

For Reference:
Wario Land 2 Forms:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Wario_Land_II#Reaction_Abilities

Wario Land 3:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Wario_Land_3#Wario.27s_Reactions

So, how would you react to this, and how would it affect your daily life?

Edit: For some of these, here are alternate ways for these to happen:
Vampire: Read or touch anything related to bats or vampires
Invisible: Drink your favorite drink
Zombie: Get scared by something
Ball 'o Yarn: Get covered in string of any kind
Ball: Have someone fall on you.
Flat: Have a fat guy sit on you, or have something fall on you.

Also, some more:
Split: What's it like to be cut in half, and fuse back toghether in 5 sec?(Accidently cut yourself)

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#2SuzuTitorPosted 1/12/2013 5:54:09 PM
None of these would happen to m-
Fat: You gain 100 pounds in 5 seconds.(Eat a really delicious piece of cake or an apple)
Damnit...
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#3FullMetalBoxPosted 1/12/2013 6:05:48 PM
TheGreatEggman posted...

Vampire: What is a plumber? A miserable little pile of plungers!



Can I sig this?

It'd pretty painful to be immortal, even without these effects.
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#4TheGreatEggman(Topic Creator)Posted 1/13/2013 7:29:46 PM
Remembered some more:
Exploded: BOOM!(Drink soda)
Warped: Hey! How'd I get here?(Get bad touched by someone)
Rolling: Can you get a strike?(slide down something)

Like earlier, reaction and how it affects your daily life.
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#5ceedofevilPosted 1/13/2013 7:41:58 PM
Ice Skatin': *starts humming to song Trapped Under Ice*
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