Luigi really sucks.

#1legendarylemurPosted 3/25/2013 1:03:22 AM
I mean... he stands under his brother's shadows. He jumps higher than his brother when his brother is known for his high jumps, he runs faster than Mario whose games recently like featuring speed runs, and he flutters in the air WITHOUT A CAPE. How overpowered is this guy, and how is he less popular than his brother? He's a slacker, that's what it is.

Also, he uses a vacuum to suck things. Oh ho, you didn't expect me to go both sides did you?
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#2CurryfiendPosted 3/25/2013 1:05:50 AM
Actually Mario runs faster than Luigi.
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#3sockesockePosted 3/25/2013 1:06:31 AM
i expected a lugis mansion vacuum joke. this is not what i expected.
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#4legendarylemur(Topic Creator)Posted 3/25/2013 1:06:38 AM
Curryfiend posted...
Actually Mario runs faster than Luigi.


Wat. In what game?
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#5aak57Posted 3/25/2013 1:07:36 AM
No, YOU really sucks.
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#6legendarylemur(Topic Creator)Posted 3/25/2013 1:08:49 AM
aak57 posted...
No, YOU really sucks.


Omg no please stahp im really sensitive
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#7masa8munePosted 3/25/2013 1:09:52 AM
legendarylemur posted...
aak57 posted...
No, YOU really sucks.


Omg no please stahp im really sensitive


mario bros 2? or was it only toad who runs really fast?
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#8legendarylemur(Topic Creator)Posted 3/25/2013 1:11:45 AM
masa8mune posted...
legendarylemur posted...
aak57 posted...
No, YOU really sucks.


Omg no please stahp im really sensitive


mario bros 2? or was it only toad who runs really fast?


Yeah you're right. He was slower in that game, but in Galaxy and above, he's commonly portrayed as being faster than Mario.

http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Luigi :P
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#9RazieruPosted 3/25/2013 1:18:13 AM
Aw TC, I expected a simple and predictable Luigi's Mansion pun. I am disappoint.
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#10legendarylemur(Topic Creator)Posted 3/25/2013 1:27:03 AM
Razieru posted...
Aw TC, I expected a simple and predictable Luigi's Mansion pun. I am disappoint.


There's a topic called Luigi sucks a few scrolls down. That'd be right up your alley
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