How is Mario as fast as Sonic in the olympic game series?

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3 years ago#11
Saintpara posted...
IIRC:

Bullet Bill flies faster than the speed of sound, this is slowed down in the games for mechanical purposes. Mario can jump on Bullet Bills, moving at super-sonic speeds, and even jump on several in a row to gain altitude.

Sonic moves at the speed of sound. Mario is, therefore, faster than Sonic.

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...so you are unreliable.
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3 years ago#12
Jakerific44 posted...
Saintpara posted...
IIRC:

Bullet Bill flies faster than the speed of sound, this is slowed down in the games for mechanical purposes. Mario can jump on Bullet Bills, moving at super-sonic speeds, and even jump on several in a row to gain altitude.

Sonic moves at the speed of sound. Mario is, therefore, faster than Sonic.

-source unremembered.


...so you are unreliable.


Just explaining the broken game logic that decided why Mario was faster. I can't be expected to remember the original author and I'd doubt anyone but him remembers who came up with it first.
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3 years ago#13
He wears shoes made of concrete at the olympics, so that his fat plumber buddy can catch up to him after slurping down all that lasagna from last night.
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3 years ago#14
Best explanation by far: Mario cheated Sonic at the Olympic games. He obviously took steroids. He has no shame and his weight wouldn't allow him to jump 2 CM off the floor without any performance enhancers.
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3 years ago#15
From: Luigifan141 | #013
He wears shoes made of concrete at the olympics, so that his fat plumber buddy can catch up to him after slurping down all that lasagna from last night.


I think you meant that Mario took off his concrete shoes.
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3 years ago#16
SMASHKING84 posted...
sonic ate too many chili dogs


Your nuts. That would've made Sonic even faster. One rip after that will give a significant speed boost and its bye bye Mario.
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3 years ago#17
Sonic.... He can really move.
Sonic.... He's got an attitude.
Sonic.... He's the fastest thing aliiiiiiive
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3 years ago#18
Mario is pretty fast when he's hopped up on shrooms.
3 years ago#19
cador posted...
SMASHKING84 posted...
sonic ate too many chili dogs


Your nuts. That would've made Sonic even faster. One rip after that will give a significant speed boost and its bye bye Mario.


One rip? I didnt know Sonic was friends with Cheech.
3 years ago#20
Super Mario World taught me that it isn't Mario moving, it's his surroundings...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LwvbmtBImS8#t=10s
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