Why does Mario kill Goombas.

#11DarkGam3rPosted 5/5/2013 9:38:19 AM
Genericgamer667 posted...
KeleenRem posted...
But what if you kill Goombella!


soon a mario version of the sorrow will punish you


Sad...

So sad...
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#12HejiruPosted 5/5/2013 9:54:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEojI5-IueI
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#13arthur8642Posted 5/5/2013 9:56:49 AM
Goombas reproduce via spores. Once introduced into a planet's ecosystem, they're nearly impossible to eradicate.
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#14LonelyGoombaPosted 5/5/2013 10:01:32 AM
my only friend was killed my Mario

now I just walk between two pipes...forever...alone
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#15ZeroArcheryPosted 5/5/2013 10:07:07 AM
LonelyGoomba posted...
my only friend was killed my Mario

now I just walk between two pipes...forever...alone


Oh.

My.

God.

You must have waited years for this single topic to be created.

Everything is worth it now. You can now rest peacefully.

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/03/17/148-stomp1/

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/11/20/200-ode-to-minions/
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#16mahgah91Posted 5/5/2013 10:08:56 AM
ZeroArchery posted...
LonelyGoomba posted...
my only friend was killed my Mario

now I just walk between two pipes...forever...alone


Oh.

My.

God.

You must have waited years for this single topic to be created.

Everything is worth it now. You can now rest peacefully.

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/03/17/148-stomp1/

http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2009/11/20/200-ode-to-minions/


It wasn't that good.
#17ZeroArcheryPosted 5/5/2013 10:10:36 AM
mahgah91 posted...
It wasn't that good.


I can appreciate the humor of someone's username.

But it wasn't a big deal to me, until I saw that his rank is way up there.

And I found it funny. >=O
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#18strongo9Posted 5/5/2013 10:11:47 AM
LonelyGoomba posted...
my only friend was killed my Mario

now I just walk between two pipes...forever...alone


I shed a tear.
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#19HungoverHero777Posted 5/5/2013 10:16:17 AM
I've been waiting forever to be able to post this:

http://images.wikia.com/fantendo/images/b/b0/Jontron.gif
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#20Human-Bean(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2013 10:32:59 AM
HungoverHero777 posted...
I've been waiting forever to be able to post this:

http://images.wikia.com/fantendo/images/b/b0/Jontron.gif


Are you attempting to give me a seizure.

On a more serious note; Goomba's are peaceful creatures whom are literally being oppressed by Mario. They are civil, if they bump into each other they do not quarrel but continue in the opposite direction. Would you enjoy living in constant fear about the prospect of being squished by a Character that has never disappeared since its inception. Goomba's are attacking Mario because of the damage he has caused, their population is dwindling and, they want to preserve it.
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