Nintendo has betrayed us.

#1ThatPersonGuyPosted 5/5/2013 2:32:12 PM
By censoring Tharja's ass, they have demolished the sacred trust between gamer and company. They are now doomed to a fate of loosing to Sony until the end of time. And so, to save face, they must create a new game.

I prepose to you... Super Smash Beach Volleyball.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Smash_Bros.:_Xtreme_Beach_Volleyball

For those worried that said link contains contraband artwork (It does not), said link describes a game where a large cast of beloved Nintendo characters team up to play some nice hot volleyball. There are many companies willing to help produce this game (Most including XXX), and it will sell millions. In fact, Nintendo should releace said game on the Wii U, to help sales through the roof. It would not be THAT hard to make, it could easily be a reskin of the volleyball games in Mario Sports Mix, with a more... dynamic camera.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE NINTENDO!
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#2vu_cometPosted 5/5/2013 2:34:09 PM
All of a sudden... the final nail? Censorship is most of the time unnecessary, but come on.

Most of the time things get censored and we don't even know about it.
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#3bsp77Posted 5/5/2013 2:40:00 PM
Joke topic
#4crimsonclaw111Posted 5/5/2013 3:00:32 PM
Ewww uncyclopedia.

Willnotbuy/10.
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#5SamA7XPosted 5/5/2013 3:20:56 PM
If you want to blame someone, then blame the parents that allow their young kids to buy a game rated Teen, who then write to the publisher's to complain about how a game is warping the minds of their children. Because of this, censorship is always cracking down even on things that don't even need censoring.
#6ThatPersonGuy(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2013 3:38:12 PM
More must understand!
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#7LemonKweenstaaaPosted 5/5/2013 6:09:09 PM
SamA7X posted...
If you want to blame someone, then blame the parents that allow their young kids to buy a game rated Teen, who then write to the publisher's to complain about how a game is warping the minds of their children. Because of this, censorship is always cracking down even on things that don't even need censoring.


lol
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