GE Game Patch

#1TampaBondoPosted 10/17/2013 9:33:33 AM
I'm working on a long-overdue, downloadable patch for this game to fix certain things. Here is a list of what I'm working on. Feel free to make suggestions:

Adding host migration
Adding a HUGE garage-sized door to the side of the boatroom
Fixing the ext mag glitch
Changing ext mag to 45 bullets on all machine guns
Decreasing lag for slower connections
Increasing lag for golden connections
Changing Janus' uniforms from black to bright pink
Adding lighting to dark areas of sewers
Deleting the Memorial level entirely
Unlocking the "hidden" levels on the disk
Increasing heroes from 120 up to 250 points
Increasing conflict from 30 to 50 points
Increasing TC from 40 to 60 points
Increasing LTK mode from 30 to 100 points
Increasing all game clocks from 10 minutes to up to 30 minutes
Changing the black box into a BLACK box
Adding xp accolade awards for skillz like proxy-mule kills and blind, long-distance RTM kills
Decreasing noob tube ammo to 1, and effective range to 3 feet
Decreasing the masterton clip to 2 shots, forcing more frequent reloads
Increasing the arming time of a laid proxy from 2 seconds to 2 minutes
Coding a change that will cause you to spontaneously explode if you sit still for > 5 secs.
Coding that will automatically deactivate any in-game brew hax
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#2Joker694Posted 10/17/2013 9:41:50 AM
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post
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#3JmyWhsprsPosted 10/17/2013 9:50:25 AM
Joker694 posted...
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post


There are special towels for such matters...

Depends®
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#4DarxWingDuckPosted 10/17/2013 2:22:54 PM
TampaBondo posted...
I'm working on a long-overdue, downloadable patch for this game to fix certain things. Here is a list of what I'm working on. Feel free to make suggestions:

Adding host migration
Adding a HUGE garage-sized door to the side of the boatroom
Fixing the ext mag glitch
Changing ext mag to 45 bullets on all machine guns
Decreasing lag for slower connections
Increasing lag for golden connections
Changing Janus' uniforms from black to bright pink
Adding lighting to dark areas of sewers
Deleting the Memorial level entirely
Unlocking the "hidden" levels on the disk
Increasing heroes from 120 up to 250 points
Increasing conflict from 30 to 50 points
Increasing TC from 40 to 60 points
Increasing LTK mode from 30 to 100 points
Increasing all game clocks from 10 minutes to up to 30 minutes
Changing the black box into a BLACK box
Adding xp accolade awards for skillz like proxy-mule kills and blind, long-distance RTM kills
Decreasing noob tube ammo to 1, and effective range to 3 feet
Decreasing the masterton clip to 2 shots, forcing more frequent reloads
Increasing the arming time of a laid proxy from 2 seconds to 2 minutes
Coding a change that will cause you to spontaneously explode if you sit still for > 5 secs.
Coding that will automatically deactivate any in-game brew hax


i definitely don't want matches to last 30 min, 10 is plenty.
#5weaponx4462Posted 10/17/2013 3:51:13 PM
TampaBondo posted...
I'm working on a long-overdue, downloadable patch for this game to fix certain things. Here is a list of what I'm working on. Feel free to make suggestions:

Adding host migration-cool
Adding a HUGE garage-sized door to the side of the boatroom-k?
Fixing the ext mag glitch-lame
Changing ext mag to 45 bullets on all machine guns-lame
Decreasing lag for slower connections-sweet
Increasing lag for golden connections-sweet
Changing Janus' uniforms from black to bright pink-meh
Adding lighting to dark areas of sewers-meh
Deleting the Memorial level entirely-meh
Unlocking the "hidden" levels on the disk-cool
Increasing heroes from 120 up to 250 points-cool
Increasing conflict from 30 to 50 points-cool
Increasing TC from 40 to 60 points-cool
Increasing LTK mode from 30 to 100 points-cool
Increasing all game clocks from 10 minutes to up to 30 minutes-cool
Changing the black box into a BLACK box-meh
Adding xp accolade awards for skillz like proxy-mule kills and blind, long-distance RTM kills-meh
Decreasing noob tube ammo to 1, and effective range to 3 feet-lame
Decreasing the masterton clip to 2 shots, forcing more frequent reloads-lamest
Increasing the arming time of a laid proxy from 2 seconds to 2 minutes-same for RTM's and it's cool
Coding a change that will cause you to spontaneously explode if you sit still for > 5 secs.-meh
Coding that will automatically deactivate any in-game brew hax-Yokah's gonna Quit

Also fix Minesweeper,fix RTM Radius,and maybe add throwing knife(Ves)?
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#6YOLO_NachoPosted 10/17/2013 4:16:23 PM
Joker694 posted...
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post


LOL!!! QFT!!!!
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#7BenitoGEPosted 10/17/2013 4:31:59 PM
Sounds gay


Not that there's anything wrong with that
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#8Joker694Posted 10/17/2013 4:50:58 PM
YOLO_Nacho posted...
Joker694 posted...
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post


LOL!!! QFT!!!!


LOL!!!
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#9YOLO_NachoPosted 10/17/2013 4:55:14 PM
Joker694 posted...
YOLO_Nacho posted...
Joker694 posted...
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post


LOL!!! QFT!!!!


LOL!!!


LOL LUCY!!!!
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#10JmyWhsprsPosted 10/18/2013 4:13:54 AM
YOLO_Nacho posted...
Joker694 posted...
YOLO_Nacho posted...
Joker694 posted...
You should also add a towel to soak up some of the MOISTURE coming from that post


LOL!!! QFT!!!!


LOL!!!


LOL LUCY!!!!


MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE A MOIST TOWELETTE ˇˇˇˇ
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