THS vs GOJIRA!!!!!! : a GoldenEye Classic

#1VoxRationisPosted 10/22/2013 2:13:42 PM
THS vs GOJIRA!!!!!! : a GoldenEye Classic


It's time to extend GoldenEye history week for a quick short-story.

Once upon a time, a young lad called JmyWhsprs decided to purchase a Wii game called GoldenEye. Levelling up fast, he was filled with an overwhelming desire to repeatedly abuse the most powerful weapons available, in early 2011 he decided to form a team devoted to one thing, the Grenade Launcher. Calling themselves the Toob Hit Squad ("THS"), they blew the living daylights out of noobs, people on kill streaks, and each other.

Unbeknownst to Jmy, an enormous, prehistoric sea monster had been slumbering beneath the Earth's surface for thousands of years. Awakened and empowered by a combination of nuclear radiation and THS noob toob blasts, the monster began to stir. Led by a mysterious enigma known as "The Czar", it first reared its head as the abomination known as ESDS (Explosive Smoke Death Squad). Very quickly however, the monster evolved. GOJIRA!!!!!! was reborn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdU7bqTPhA0

Board members raged and Japanese noobs ran for their lives. No one was safe. It was the only GoldenEye era that Polarised Contact Lenses were actually semi-viable.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997757-goldeneye-007/59730003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABDN_iA7Lg

It very soon became apparent that the GoldenEye world was on a collision course with apocalyptic war. Could THS stop the rampant GOJIRA!!!!!! in its tracks? Or would the world be destroyed in an all-consuming nuclear explosion...

The atomic masterpiece deserved a trailer of its own:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWllFJId3A

It was to be the most super serious war evar. Millions followed the live updates thread. Fans of each side watched on nervously. The war itself can only be described in the form of the official war highlights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg_D013067Q

Very few survivors lived to tell the tale...
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#2Joker694Posted 10/22/2013 2:25:27 PM
GOJIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3TMac987654321Posted 10/22/2013 2:27:36 PM
Needs more spreadsheet
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#4ronXwhitePosted 10/22/2013 2:58:23 PM
Bad history.

ESDS - Explosive Smoke Death Squad came first, then THS.

GOJIRA was old members of ESDS along with a select few X members and I think a DS member.
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#5Rollbar_RTMPosted 10/22/2013 3:02:34 PM
Sixers are still better tho.
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#6JmyWhsprsPosted 10/22/2013 4:13:27 PM
^THS^ was a homage to the & clan's ESDS...

I made the clan to target uppity players who needed to take competition less seriously.

Most nights we trolled lobbies melee'ing each other and throwing smoke everywhere.

We'd attempt to toob in unison and harass other team members with flash bangs... It was mostly the 007 chan crew.

When Gojira challenged us ( Gojira being 007chan people) , I didn't realize it was a serious competition... We lost pretty badly. Lol
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#7THE_Chuck_NorisPosted 10/22/2013 4:20:53 PM
JmyWhsprs posted...
^THS^ was a homage to the & clan's ESDS...

I made the clan to target uppity players who needed to take competition less seriously.

Most nights we trolled lobbies melee'ing each other and throwing smoke everywhere.

We'd attempt to toob in unison and harass other team members with flash bangs... It was mostly the 007 chan crew.

When Gojira challenged us ( Gojira being 007chan people) , I didn't realize it was a serious competition... We lost pretty badly. Lol


GG, IT WAS DEAD SERIOUS
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#8JmyWhsprsPosted 10/22/2013 4:40:08 PM
THE_Chuck_Noris posted...
JmyWhsprs posted...
^THS^ was a homage to the & clan's ESDS...

I made the clan to target uppity players who needed to take competition less seriously.

Most nights we trolled lobbies melee'ing each other and throwing smoke everywhere.

We'd attempt to toob in unison and harass other team members with flash bangs... It was mostly the 007 chan crew.

When Gojira challenged us ( Gojira being 007chan people) , I didn't realize it was a serious competition... We lost pretty badly. Lol


GG, IT WAS DEAD SERIOUS


Serious business™
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#9MERKOZPosted 10/22/2013 6:27:08 PM
Ah, that vid is classic!
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#10Viruss57Posted 10/22/2013 11:09:37 PM
The 41-39 GOJIRA vs THS Nightclub match is probably one of my favorite moments in GE history.

It's the last clip in this video. Right around the 3:02 mark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4kRrlMCL1XY#t=182

That's my perspective combined with Void's skype audio.

<3
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