List of yarn jokes and puns, etc?

#1Vuts_UpPosted 10/28/2010 2:23:11 PM
^Please and thanks, I need a good laugh.
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#2bidas100Posted 10/28/2010 3:34:52 PM
Epic and yarn both mean story.
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A teenage detective who turns into a little boy that solves murders?
That's almost as silly as a magic notebook that kills people.
#3Alakasam23Posted 10/28/2010 7:07:08 PM
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#4FFZeldaAddictedPosted 10/28/2010 7:12:31 PM
'What evil plot could he be stringing together?'
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#5bidas100Posted 10/28/2010 7:44:10 PM
Yin-Yarn is one mean piece of string.
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A teenage detective who turns into a little boy that solves murders?
That's almost as silly as a magic notebook that kills people.
#6Alakasam23Posted 10/28/2010 7:54:30 PM
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#7NanaboboPosted 10/29/2010 11:40:27 AM
Goodness, every single level movie has at least one. Let me see... SPOILERS...


"Apparently that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a car and... who knows what else?"
"He chased him for so darned long he forgot all about being hungry."
"What sort of plan was he stringing together?"
"Kirby won the cake-eating contest... and a looming tummy ache as well."
"Could no one stop Yin-Yarn from tearing apart the very fabric of Dream Land?"
"With Yin-Yarn's victory all sewn up, did this mean the end of Dream Land...?"
"And they all set out for Dream Land to button up Yin-Yarn's story once and for all."

As far as I can see, there are no sewing puns in the last cutscenes, probably so they don't detract from the touching feelings. But yeah.
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