I figured out why Pit can't fly! (spoilers)

#1nonexistingheroPosted 4/15/2012 11:43:57 PM
He's part chicken. And chickens can't fly.

Once Hades says "watching you is like watching a chicken on rollerskates" and then Pit replies with "don't even pretend that's not awesome!"

And sometimes Pit will randomly say "so you know how a chicken takes 3 steps and then forgets?" Then he takes 3 steps and... forgets. And asks the same thing again.

There you have it, factual proof that Pit is part chicken.
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#2DeSilent1Posted 4/16/2012 12:00:36 AM
That is some clever insight there...
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#3HugsAllAroundPosted 4/16/2012 12:03:28 AM
Also, Dyntos tells Palutena "You might want to put a muzzle on your chicken", which further supports your chicken theory.

Also, where do the eggs from the egg toss come from? Maybe Pit is a female chicken. Hmmm..
#4HugsAllAroundPosted 4/16/2012 12:06:04 AM
If Pit actually IS a chicken, then we can finally end the debate on who would win in a fight between Pit and Link. As we've known for many years, Link cannot defeat a chicken, but a chicken can defeat Link.
#5erokenPosted 4/16/2012 12:06:53 AM
HugsAllAround posted...
Also, Dyntos tells Palutena Also, where do the eggs from the egg toss come from? Maybe Pit is a female chicken. Hmmm..

Most likely, considering all chickens are female.
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#6HugsAllAroundPosted 4/16/2012 12:13:28 AM
eroken posted...
HugsAllAround posted...
Also, Dyntos tells Palutena Also, where do the eggs from the egg toss come from? Maybe Pit is a female chicken. Hmmm..

Most likely, considering all chickens are female.


Chicken is the name of the animal, but doesn't specify gender.

Adult female chickens are called hens.
Immature female chickens are called pullets.

Adult male chicken are called roosters.
Immature male chickens are called cockerels.
#7erokenPosted 4/16/2012 12:19:33 AM
HugsAllAround posted...
Immature female chickens are called pullets.

Learn something new every day. Pit is probably a pullet then, possibly a cockerel. He certainly is immature.
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#880s_MemoryPosted 4/16/2012 1:40:20 AM
HugsAllAround posted...
If Pit actually IS a chicken, then we can finally end the debate on who would win in a fight between Pit and Link. As we've known for many years, Link cannot defeat a chicken, but a chicken can defeat Link.

rofl. This... This made my day. Thank you.
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#9BiazPosted 4/16/2012 2:16:41 AM
this topic is full of win.
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#10Great_STreasurePosted 4/16/2012 2:41:24 AM
Oh lord...
Funny that the dialogue in Chapter 10 outlines roasted angel wings, then how chicken is more economical.
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