Where's the option for "these topics are both stupid AND pointless, stop trolling because the boredom is going to make my eyeballs pop out"?
Boredom, huh? So I imagine if I had posted about which song I wanted next week from KK, or asking if my paths can be interrupted by new villager's houses, or giving my Dream Address so you can rate my flowers, or asking how to get rid of a villager, or how to groom my island to maximize bug spawns, or why Brewster won't give me coffee togo, or posting a link to my picture of a double rainbow, or asking what's new at Best Buy, or offering a trade(lemme guess, wrong board?)...then I suppose you'd be excited? Your heart rate would increase at the brilliance of such a topic.