Come to the realization it doesn't. Your whole adventure was just some silly game on a message board, as you come to see the reality of it all, you find yourself back in reality, sitting at your office cubicle & this topic on your monitor. You ask yourself how long have you've been on this website & your friend next to you says "45 minutes".
Once you go home you fall into suicidal depression over the course of a few days, by day 6 you feel absolutely miserable that your whole adventure was a lie. You decide to end it all by going to the back alley of your apartment, buying some cyanide pills from the drug dealer & you go back home. Once you're done writing your suicide note you gulp down the whole bottle of cyanide pills & wait for the effects to kick in, after 10 seconds you fall to the ground dead.
The End. --- "Jap Crap". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Zk_4WQ-6g&fmt=18
Then you visit the spirit world, and find that there is a secret trailer! Renewed with hope, you visit the underwhere/level ate and grab the sword of love to bring yourself back to life! Armed with the blade, you must now... --- YOUR FEEBLE MIND IS POWERLESS BEFORE MY SUPERIOR MONKEY BRAIN!
Baby seal. Then all sense & reality go out the window as the seal tells out in clear English: "How low can you stoop? Feeding me Boo pingas skin?" You shut up the seal by throwing a can of Whoop-Ass Soda at the seal, causing it to turn into stone, in which you smash it with a hammer. --- "I then shoot him in the nuts with a staple gun". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEom_d92fc&fmt=18
From: droberts753 | Posted: 10/19/2010 5:29:00 PM | #358 God I hope someone makes a video of TTYD with this story...
(Well, then, the person who does will have to do a lot of rom hacking, video editing & a lot of patience!) --- "I then shoot him in the nuts with a staple gun". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEom_d92fc&fmt=18
Then must listen to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus backwards to find the hidden subliminal message that the the party is in fact in... --- Saying "inb4" makes you sound like an idiot. Gamertag: Light Crescendo