Come to the realization it doesn't. Your whole adventure was just some silly game on a message board, as you come to see the reality of it all, you find yourself back in reality, sitting at your office cubicle & this topic on your monitor. You ask yourself how long have you've been on this website & your friend next to you says "45 minutes".
Once you go home you fall into suicidal depression over the course of a few days, by day 6 you feel absolutely miserable that your whole adventure was a lie. You decide to end it all by going to the back alley of your apartment, buying some cyanide pills from the drug dealer & you go back home. Once you're done writing your suicide note you gulp down the whole bottle of cyanide pills & wait for the effects to kick in, after 10 seconds you fall to the ground dead.
Then you visit the spirit world, and find that there is a secret trailer! Renewed with hope, you visit the underwhere/level ate and grab the sword of love to bring yourself back to life! Armed with the blade, you must now...
YOUR FEEBLE MIND IS POWERLESS BEFORE MY SUPERIOR MONKEY BRAIN!
Baby seal. Then all sense & reality go out the window as the seal tells out in clear English: "How low can you stoop? Feeding me Boo pingas skin?" You shut up the seal by throwing a can of Whoop-Ass Soda at the seal, causing it to turn into stone, in which you smash it with a hammer.
"I then shoot him in the nuts with a staple gun". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEom_d92fc&fmt=18