An occult ritual to summon Damnation the Demon. Once he's summoned you throw a can of Whoop-Ass at him, only to find it does absolutely nothing. "You weak, pathetic fool! Whoop-Ass will do nothing to save you! As my Creatures of the Night are screaming for your soul! & I must provide it for them!" Realizing he's serious, you run away to get... --- "I AIN'T GONNA DIE, 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEom_d92fc&fmt=18
Try to kill Damnation, but guess what? It doesn't work! Truly Damnation must be invincible. But wait! What's that? You look over towards the closet & find a crucifix! You hold it in Damnation's face hoping that it will repel him, but unfortunately you're holding it the wrong way, it's upside down. Therefor it actually strengthens Damnation. "You must be stupider than you look." Damnation says while knocking the crucifix out of your hands & lifting you up with one hand by your throat.
QUICK! You gotta do something to save yourself! --- "I AIN'T GONNA DIE, 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKEom_d92fc&fmt=18
You spit in Damnation's eyes causing him to melt away into a little tiny puddle. As nothing was left except a puddle you find something shiny in it and pick it up. It turns out to be a diamond. You go to a marketplace and sell it and then you must buy...
A gamecube and Paper Mario the thousand year door because withoout it you can't do the first few steps. This causes a time paradox, which causes... --- YOUR FEEBLE MIND IS POWERLESS BEFORE MY SUPERIOR MONKEY BRAIN!
... do the time warp, which is just a jump to left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips, you pull your knees in tight, but, everyone knows it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.