"0vercl0ck yu0r BR3KFA5T!!111!! Well, mabye not."

Look at the title of this game. Well, when you see the title screen, this is exactly what your going to say. Our good friend CJayC over here has provided a couple of pics for us on the game info page, one of which is the title screen. Heh, it looks just like my dyslexic aunt's kindergarten drawings. Well, just as you can't judge a book by it's cover, you can't judge a game by it's title screen.

But wait. Don't book covers usually tell you a lot? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Graphics: 5/10

I, personally, hate this category. I don't give a crap about whether or not the graphics are good or bad. If you are the ones who are still shunning Miyamoto for Zelda's new look, though, then I'd advise that you stay away from this game. Oh, the graphics aren't bad, but they sure as hell aren't good either. The graphics are 16-bit, about equivalent to that of the SNES. They're not too bad, but if you need perfectly symmetrical three-dimensional graphics to live, get a life, then avoid this game. Please.

Sound: 3/10

Horrible. Simply horrible. The only reason why the horrendous sound of this game did not get rated lower was because it's not the ''Beep. Boop. Bop.'' 8-bit sounds of the past. Does this make the sound good, then? Nope, it sure doesn't. What was meant to be an addicting tune turned out to be a repetitive and annoying, among other things. Nobou did a better job composing for the original Final Fantasy game. Overall, the sound just makes me want to kill someone.

Gameplay: 6/10

Ah, here's where the game redeems itself.

Sort of.

Are you the type of person that likes puzzle games? You know, those annoying little buggers where you have to match up three of a kind and try to clear blocks away. If you answered no, you might as well find another game to play right now. No blood, guts, violence, or even ''kiddie''-ness found in Mario games. Just colored blocks. If you like games of the puzzle genre, then good. Play ''Oh My God!'' and tell me what you think of it. For puzzle-pounders, this game gets a 7/10 in Gameplay. For anyone else, about a 0/10. Well, you probably wouldn't be reading this review if you weren't one of the former, now, would you? This is why I gave the gameplay a six out of ten.

Plot: 0/10

During my minutes of tedious gameplay, I failed to discover any sort of plot. Sorry, but you get a zero.

Controls: 6/10

Meh. Sometimes it's very annoying to move around, as the controls will most likely either stick or skip, depending on the arcade machine that you're playing off of. Once again, I must mock this game's name. ''Oh My God!'', the controls would be good, if people didn't spill soda all over the keys!

Buy or Rent?

Neither. Find this game, play it once for as long as you can, then burn it. Some nice propane gas, a little flame, a couple of oxidizers stolen from your school's science lab... Yep, that'll do the trick. Invite me over and I'll add to the bonfire.

Reviewer's Score: 4/10, Originally Posted: 10/29/02, Updated 10/29/02